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I am a virgin loser

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Original post by the bear
get ova it dude

:yay:


Fight me I'll scramble you up good and proper
Anyone who makes egg puns should be executed
Original post by Legendstatusxoxo
Fight me I'll scramble you up good and proper


nah you're runny
Original post by Segg the Egg
Anyone who makes egg puns should be executed


That’s rather eggstreme. Or was that just an eggsaggeration?
I will eggxecute you
Original post by the bear
nah you're runny


I eggspected a punnier reply

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Original post by Legendstatusxoxo
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hehehe i will insert a soldier into you

:evilbanana:
Original post by Legendstatusxoxo
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Your eggspectations are too high :'(
Original post by the bear
hehehe i will insert a soldier into you

:evilbanana:


eggscuse me?? You better be yolking...
Original post by Segg the Egg
Your eggspectations are too high :'(


eggxactly :frown:
There's nothing wrong with being a virgin, and it doesn't make you a loser.

Losing your virginity with someone who you like (and likes you back...obvs.) makes it a whole lot better emotionally, mentally *and* physically. And it's okay to take your time finding that person.

(Loving the puns, guys)
(edited 6 years ago)
Tinder is $hit I start making conversation then realise I can't be bothered sometimes I get their number but there's a mutual disinterest. I think it's better to meet people organically than through an app where your character is condensed to 6 pictures and a bio that likely doesn't get read.
Original post by Hirsty97
Tinder is $hit I start making conversation then realise I can't be bothered sometimes I get their number but there's a mutual disinterest. I think it's better to meet people organically than through an app where your character is condensed to 6 pictures and a bio that likely doesn't get read.


I ant meet people I rarely go outside. I am a misanthrope
QUOTE=eyyylevels;74270492]There's nothing wrong with being a virgin, and it doesn't make you a loser.

Losing your virginity with someone who you like (and likes you back...obvs.) makes it a whole lot better emotionally, mentally *and* physically. And it's okay to take your time finding that person.

(Loving the puns, guys)
what if i don't exactly meet people
Original post by username2626447
I am on tinder because i am a lonely ****. Why are the poeple i am matching ith not replying


Have u got laid yet
Original post by username2626447
I will eggxecute you




llmao was just gonna say "I see why you deleted your account."
Original post by Legendstatusxoxo
Have u got laid yet


lmao whyd you bump this
oh
Original post by Bang Outta Order
lmao whyd you bump this

why not
Original post by Legendstatusxoxo
oh

why not


what made you remember it..
Original post by Bang Outta Order
what made you remember it..


I haven't been on here in ages so just wanted to see what I commented on back in the day innit

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