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How can I make my peni longer?

It is only 4 inches and am rather embarrassed.

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Pull on it till it bleeds. I promise it's worth it.
Original post by Anonymous
It is only 4 inches and am rather embarrassed.


scientifically there's nothing you can do make it bigger, they have 'stretchers' but they do more harm than good
Reply 3
beat your meat every 2 hours :smile:
Reply 4
Tie bricks to it. Hindu Yogis do it :rolleyes:

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Put it in a blender
Original post by CleverSquirrel
they have 'stretchers' but they do more harm than good

Really? Do tell....
Reply 7
Guys this is not a laughing matter.

I will consider the brick method but I don't want it to hurt.
Can I ask why it concerns you? If it's to do with girls, most are fussed about size and if she is, they're a bit shallow!
Reply 9
It's to do with the things I can use it for.
Just accept who you are.
Original post by Kendrik Lamar
Really? Do tell....


https://sizegenetics.co.uk/


i mean it looks painful, but apprently it doesnt work at all
Put it in an oven with some roast potatoes
Original post by Anonymous
Guys this is not a laughing matter.

I will consider the brick method but I don't want it to hurt.


Please don't use that method. Do not be embarrassed! You're beautiful the way you are! X
just find a lady with a small doodah...
Original post by up the arse?
Put it in an oven with some roast potatoes


😂😂😂
Original post by Anonymous
It's to do with the things I can use it for.


does it not erm 'fit'? because you can get these things that add on like 2 inches onto your erm Peni, and its like a strap on for your Peni... but that counts as a sex toy- you can find them in Anne summers or Lovehoney


and yes Peni is singular for Penis
😥 I really need methods that will work.

I'm gay.
Original post by Anonymous
😥 I really need methods that will work.

I'm gay.


Look at a picture of a good looking guy. It’ll grow instantaneously :wink:
Original post by Anonymous
It is only 4 inches and am rather embarrassed.


Put it through the roller if you have a pasta maker at home.

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