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Gasping, Albus woke up. What a strange dream . . .
Harry is horrified to see Hermione & the LW from C in a passionate clinch. He looks for his wand in the usual place but it is nowhere to be seen.
Taking matters into his own hands he tugs hard at the lank hair of the elderly purveyor of spells. The wig, for that is what it is, comes away revealing none other than....
Boris Johnson
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Boris Johnson


. Harry then proceeds to rub foreign secretary's golden strands of hair
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Gasping, Albus woke up. What a strange dream . . .


Scorpius muttered from his bed in the Slytherin Dorm.
Hermione checks her inbox at a well known magic forum... a girl calling herself HarrietP80 is asking "is 11 months too big an age gap ?"
"What are you doing? I'll tell Donald if you're not careful" cried Boris, genuinally concerned for the mans wellbeing
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"What are you doing? I'll tell Donald if you're not careful" cried Boris, genuinally concerned for the mans wellbeing


Stripping his clothes Boris gave a gleaming smile.
Scorpius and Albus kiss once again
A couple second later, Scorpio pulls away from Albus, frowning.
Albus pulls in again with a cheeky smile
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Albus pulls in again with a cheeky smile

Revealing his wand from underneath his robe, Albus smiled.
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Revealing his wand from underneath his robe, Albus smiled.


Albus turned around, and sat on a boulder
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Albus turned around, and sat on a boulder


The boulder was actually his raging erection, due to casting the spell erectiley dysfunctiano
Without hesitation he unlocked his iPhone and frantically began to type xxnx in the search bar, until...
As if by magic, the shopkeeper appeared, hoping to move the plot on somewhat by summoning a wild horde of cavemen, who proceeded to attack Albus, smashing the iPhone to smithereens.
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“Looks like the work of a time-turner, though I could’ve sworn Hermione had destroyed them all” thought Albus, surrounded by a group of cavemen who looked to be advancing towards him.
Your a wizard harry!
“No **** Sherlock”
“Who’s Sherlock”
Albus whips his wand out and instantly starts shooting bolts of stupefy at the nearest cavemen, making them fall to the ground like sacks of barley.

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