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Write the eighth Harry Potter book, one sentence at a time

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Reply 220

TheDeadParrot

"Use the force, Harry!", cried Gandalf

Reply 221

Hirsty97

Original post by TheDeadParrot

"Use the force, Harry!", cried Gandalf

"Fellate me first Harry!"

Reply 222

PengDog:)

What is the eighth book?

Reply 223

joyoustele

This started well....But now....

Reply 224

yesmynameis

"AHA" screeched Dolores Umbridge while ripping off her invisibility cloak. however, she was not the only one under that cloak. alongside her stood noone other than

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Reply 225

username2406123

And then they all died.

THE END.

Reply 226

yesmynameis

Original post by yesmynameis

"AHA" screeched Dolores Umbridge while ripping off her invisibility cloak. however, she was not the only one under that cloak. alongside her stood noone other than

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"we were wondering if you wanted to come over for a sleep-over Harry" enquired Umbridge, sneaking her hand down Quirell's trousers. "Ron and Ginny, you are more than welcome too, I can make you feel sparks in ways you never deemed imaginable" she whispered, giving major side eye to Hermione

Reply 227

yesmynameis

Original post by Salt Queen

And then they all died.

THE END.

party pooper :frown:

(edited 6 years ago)

Reply 228

username2406123

Original post by yesmynameis

party pooper :frown:

thanks

Reply 229

yesmynameis

then harry lost his head and ran around impregnating anyone he could get his hands on (or his wand into)
including severus

Reply 230

the bear

"Let's all have a game of quidditch" said Hermione brightly. "We are all getting a bit weary of all these double entendres about wands and stuff" she added.
"Has anyone seen my stick ?" asked Harry.

Reply 231

physicseastldn

I hope I get into Westminster School and get 3A* in my a-levels, then go to Oxford University and study Physics

Reply 232

the bear

Original post by physicseastldn

I hope I get into Westminster School and get 3A* in my a-levels, then go to Oxford University and study Physics said Ron... I think STEM is the way for me

Hermione felt strangely excited as Ron outlined his future in science. Acting was such a precarious life after all; she yearned for a solid partner who would pay for her excesses without complaining.

Reply 233

Taz554:-)

Original post by the bear

Hermione felt strangely excited as Ron outlined his future in science. Acting was such a precarious life after all; she yearned for a solid partner who would pay for her excesses without complaining.

But She remembered, What about Draco? His looks, attitude and his flirtatious slime. Her heart skipped a beat at the memory of their moment which was now long forgotten.

Reply 234

the bear

Original post by Taz554:-)

But She remembered, What about Draco? His looks, attitude and his flirtatious slime. Her heart skipped a beat at the memory of their moment which was now long forgotten.

Just then Harry nudged her..."Look i have found my stick ! Now we can have fun Hermione"

Reply 235

unillama

hermoine was so unaware, she didnt even knwo what he meant by stick...he reminded her....

Original post by the bear

Just then Harry nudged her..."Look i have found my stick ! Now we can have fun Hermione"

Reply 236

Dental Monkey

Hermione suddenly had an irresistible urge to cast a killing curse are Ron and grab hold of Harry, strip him naked and licked him like he was a lollipop.

Reply 237

PengDog:)

do you guys think that i can get in cambridge with 18A* and curing Cancer

Reply 238

Michael Spearing

Original post by Dental Monkey

Hermione suddenly had an irresistible urge to cast a killing curse are Ron and grab hold of Harry, strip him naked and licked him like he was a lollipop.