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This ain't punny
I'd make a chemistry joke but I fear I won't get a reaction.
Reply 3
Original post by Lychee628
I'd make a chemistry joke but I fear I won't get a reaction.


Don't bother, all the best ones argon.
Reply 4
A bad workman always blames his fools...

Tools. I meant tools. Stupid keyboard.
Reply 5
Original post by JDieMstr
This ain't punny


Original post by Lychee628
I'd make a chemistry joke but I fear I won't get a reaction.


Original post by Pigster
Don't bother, all the best ones argon.


Original post by Pigster
A bad workman always blames his fools...

Tools. I meant tools. Stupid keyboard.


Hahahah these puns are so punny XD
Um...:unsure: oh God I can't think of one! :cry:
Reply 7
If a Swedish robot analysed a bird, it Scandinavian.

:getmecoat:
Reply 8
I've just invented a new word: Plagiarism.
Bruce Willis died from an overdose of viagra. Well, I guess he... died hard.
My doctor has given me some anti-gloating cream.
Now all I want to do is rub it in.
Original post by UWS
If a Swedish robot analysed a bird, it Scandinavian.

:getmecoat:


That is actually great.
My partner said she saw a baby so cute her ovaries exploded. Baby wasn't even that cute. Talk about an ovary-action.
i wasnt originally going to get a brain transplant, but then i changed my mind
Reply 14
Original post by yesmynameis
i wasnt originally going to get a brain transplant, but then i changed my mind


Good thing you didnt give the surgeon a piece of your mind
Original post by Pigster
I've just invented a new word: Plagiarism.


That's more ironic than it is a pun 😏😛
Reply 16
Original post by jestersnow
My partner said she saw a baby so cute her ovaries exploded. Baby wasn't even that cute. Talk about an ovary-action.


Wow..😃 that was a good one actually
Hm...so a pun is..saying something...And...what follows...relates?
Original post by Shabby33


omg i love this
Reply 19
Original post by yesmynameis
omg i love this


Always cracks me up LOLOL

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