can I get pregnant by a micropenis (seriously...)

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can't believe I'm making this thread lmao, cringing so hard just writing it

went on a tinder date last night and it was so good, the guy was amazing and so attractive. So I went back to his and one thing let to another- was like 'why isn't he getting hard' after putting my hand in that area a few times...
turns out he was, he just had the tiniest penis I've ever seen. Granted I've only been with two other people but this was like the size of my thumb...
I thought I may as well go through with it, but I'm not on the pill so I insisted he wore a condom- but it kept coming off and I'm pretty sure it wasn't very effective when he came. He says he can't get me pregnant because of his micropenis but is it worth getting the morning after pill regardless??

I stg this is a real story and genuine question
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Is he a dwarf?
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wtf
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can't believe I'm making this thread lmao, cringing so hard just writing it

went on a tinder date last night and it was so good, the guy was amazing and so attractive. So I went back to his and one thing let to another- was like 'why isn't he getting hard' after putting my hand in that area a few times...
turns out he was, he just had the tiniest penis I've ever seen. Granted I've only been with two other people but this was like the size of my thumb...
I thought I may as well go through with it, but I'm not on the pill so I insisted he wore a condom- but it kept coming off and I'm pretty sure it wasn't very effective when he came. He says he can't get me pregnant because of his micropenis but is it worth getting the morning after pill regardless??

I stg this is a real story and genuine question
phahahahah
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Is he a dwarf?
nahh he was so tall like 6'5

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wtf
ikr... thank god for the anon function
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If you are so worried, take the morning after pill.
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ikr... thank god for the anon function
Well im no expert on micropenises but yeah the idea that you cant get pregnant because his **** is so small seems unlikely
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Well im no expert on micropenises but yeah the idea that you cant get pregnant because his **** is so small seems unlikely
nah I think it's more like he's underdeveloped in that area and must have a low sperm count or something. Like this wasn't just a small penis, it was a biological micropenis
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get the pill. a penis is a penis at the end of the day. better safe than sorry
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:rofl: yes
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If the stick ain't up to scratch, don't give him your snatch
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(Original post by Ganjaweed Rebel)
If the stick ain't up to scratch, don't give him your snatch
trust, he made up for it in other areas...

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get the pill. a penis is a penis at the end of the day. better safe than sorry
yeah I guess I should... god knows where I can get it on christmas day
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trust, he made up for it in other areas...



yeah I guess I should... god knows where I can get it on christmas day
order it online?
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order it online?
had no clue you could do that
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Why you got to savage the guy?
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can't believe I'm making this thread lmao, cringing so hard just writing it

went on a tinder date last night and it was so good, the guy was amazing and so attractive. So I went back to his and one thing let to another- was like 'why isn't he getting hard' after putting my hand in that area a few times...
turns out he was, he just had the tiniest penis I've ever seen. Granted I've only been with two other people but this was like the size of my thumb...
I thought I may as well go through with it, but I'm not on the pill so I insisted he wore a condom- but it kept coming off and I'm pretty sure it wasn't very effective when he came. He says he can't get me pregnant because of his micropenis but is it worth getting the morning after pill regardless??

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It’s still a penis. The size doesn’t affect whether or not you could be pregnant. There might be a lower sperm count or something but, yes, you could be pregnant.

What a strange question. 😂
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it's not the length of the diving board but the strength of the swimmer that counts
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it's not the length of the diving board but the strength of the swimmer that counts
Took the words straight out of my mouth
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(Original post by Nutella booty)
Why you got to savage the guy?
Didn't mean to! Not his fault he's got a tiny **** and he was a great guy

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it's not the length of the diving board but the strength of the swimmer that counts
I just don't see why he would tell me I couldn't get pregnant after if it wasn't true I guess
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