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Been here for 53 months and still don't have a TSR gf AMA

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Original post by euphrosyne
What do I need to do to become your TSR girlfriend? :love:


I thought you were MY TSR girlfriend :colonhash:
Original post by toonervoustotalk
sometimes it happens
er how did you two meet
we met on TSR :rofl:


Idk whether to think its cute or cringe tbh
Original post by mc_miah
Still assumes you "expect" a girlfriend for being on an internet forum for 53 months.

Read that again.

Read the statement a second time.

Read it a third time, let the depression sink in then watch what happens.....

Spoiler




Would be accurate but the only glasses I have are for IMAX 3D movies not corrective ones so that can't be me

Original post by xnotapplicablex
LOOOL i appreciate your attempt


So there's a chance?

Original post by 1secondsofvamps
People on here actually get into relationships with other tsrians?


That's what the internet is for isn't it?

Original post by It's****ingWOODY
I thought you were MY TSR girlfriend :colonhash:


Original post by euphrosyne
*takes off underwear and takes a quick peek*

I think I can confirm that I am.. :rolleyes:


OI what's happening here then!? Are you trying to lead me on while secretly involved with another man @euphrosyne???
Original post by alexschmalex
Would be accurate but the only glasses I have are for IMAX 3D movies not corrective ones so that can't be me



So there's a chance?



That's what the internet is for isn't it?





OI what's happening here then!? Are you trying to lead me on while secretly involved with another man @euphrosyne???


But this isnt a dating site
Original post by 1secondsofvamps
Idk whether to think its cute or cringe tbh


cringe levels over 9000!
Original post by 1secondsofvamps
But this isnt a dating site


He needs Tinder
Original post by It's****ingWOODY
I thought you were MY TSR girlfriend :colonhash:



I thought you left me for another girl :frown: you know Iโ€™ll always be yours first babycakes

Original post by alexschmalex


OI what's happening here then!? Are you trying to lead me on while secretly involved with another man @euphrosyne???


Itโ€™s the 21st century. Canโ€™t a girl have more men to please her? :innocent:
Original post by 1secondsofvamps
But this isnt a dating site


Technically you can't go on a date with someone on the other end of a computer 200 miles away

Original post by toonervoustotalk
He needs Tinder


Nah people on Tinder are so fake and vapid unlike TSR

Original post by euphrosyne
Itโ€™s the 21st century. Canโ€™t a girl have more men to please her? :innocent:


He can be the maid I guess
Original post by euphrosyne
I thought you left me for another girl :frown: you know Iโ€™ll always be yours first babycakes


You know she's just a friend who I started banging in your absence, you're my main girl :redface:
iโ€™ve been here for a bit of time and have never had a tsr boyfriend ๐Ÿ˜‚ probably cos i donโ€™t use this enough ahahahha
Why do some TSRians have small-wiener syndrome pls? hehehehehe hurrdurr
Original post by alexschmalex
Technically you can't go on a date with someone on the other end of a computer 200 miles away



Nah people on Tinder are so fake and vapid unlike TSR



He can be the maid I guess


ever heard of Real Life :lol: people are less fake in real life (to some degree ) take with a a pinch of salt
Original post by alexschmalex
He can be the maid I guess


Ahem...

Original post by euphrosyne
I thought you left me for another girl :frown: you know Iโ€™ll always be yours first babycakes


Sorry guy, looks like maid duty for you :h:
Original post by ?Hannah?
iโ€™ve been here for a bit of time and have never had a tsr boyfriend ๐Ÿ˜‚ probably cos i donโ€™t use this enough ahahahha


I think that's my problem too. I will try to engage more in this site in order to make it with the in crowd

Original post by NishaaaR
Why do some TSRians have small-wiener syndrome pls? hehehehehe hurrdurr


Uhhhhhh. You'd have to ask somebody that suffers from that ailment, so definitely not me. Nope. I wouldn't know. Next question pls !

Original post by toonervoustotalk
ever heard of Real Life :lol: people are less fake in real life (to some degree ) take with a a pinch of salt


One might say I'm too nervous to talk irl
Original post by It's****ingWOODY
Ahem...



Sorry guy, looks like maid duty for you :h:


Yeah you'll clean her car first and then mine. โ˜บ๏ธ
Original post by alexschmalex
Yeah you'll clean her car first and then mine. โ˜บ๏ธ


You can **** right off, I'm too lazy to clean my own damn car :rofl: Eastern Europeans will clean it inside and out for a fiver, I know who's winning :u:
Original post by alexschmalex

One might say I'm too nervous to talk irl


:yawn:
guess what
If you talk to the women you like and one of them likes you back well you are in a better position than you were when you started, if you dont talk to thr women you like then you aint going to be anywhere closer lol

and a situation is only awkward if you make it awkward
Original post by toonervoustotalk
ever heard of Real Life :lol: people are less fake in real life (to some degree ) take with a a pinch of salt


I'd actually say that most people tend to be their true selves online, whereas IRL they filter what they say for the sake of social acceptance or some are shy and only are their real selves around people they're close to.
Original post by It's****ingWOODY
I'd actually say that most people tend to be their true selves online, whereas IRL they filter what they say for the sake of social acceptance or some are shy and only are their real selves around people they're close to.


I guess
just depends on the person
fake people everywhere :redface:
Original post by alexschmalex
Yeah you'll clean her car first and then mine. โ˜บ๏ธ


Original post by It's****ingWOODY
You can **** right off, I'm too lazy to clean my own damn car :rofl: Eastern Europeans will clean it inside and out for a fiver, I know who's winning :u:


How about you both just clean me? :colone:

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