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Anybody stressed about if they are alpha, beta or omega?

Am I tall enough? AM I fit enough? Do I sound manly? Do I walk feminine? Do I have a beta beard? Does my car look attractive? Am I the alpha of my job? Did I say the correct words talking to that person.

Chances are if you're not stressed you are beta male. A beta male is the average guy that has an average life who is ignorant to how the world truly works.

A high ranked beta normal gets married to this. Sadly after 7 years there is a 50/50 chance of divorce.

If you do worry a lot then you are an omega male with zero chance to get a girl. Kids at school bully you while guys at the job belittle you. You are most likely short, scrawny with bad genes.

No real women like you so you are stuck with Anime girls.

If you are the Alpha you live life on easy mode while understanding the game of life.

Your women.

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deep

looooooooooool

Damm this is one original troll we have here.

Reply 4

littledino1011

What about lesbians? :wink:

what

Y'know what I really don't give a fu*k whatever 'type' I am.

Reply 7

the bear

that girl in the dress looks v. young :afraid:

I'm a renegade

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/05/11/09/288C724900000578-0-image-a-1_1431332178561.jpg

the still is from Oxfam Spring Break

Reply 10

Samosa and Vada

Quite simply the worst thread I have ever seen on TSR.

Reply 11

Andrew97

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Original post by Samosa and Vada

Quite simply the worst thread I have ever seen on TSR.

I’ve seen worse.

this is retarded

I must be an anomaly since I don't fit into any of those categories....*cries in a corner*

Reply 14

Pro Crastination

This was an entertaining post!

Reply 15

applesforme

the girl in pic 1 could be like any of those other women in pic 3 if she really wanted by: first of all growing up to be at least 18, bleaching her hair and putting in extensions, having a boob job, plastering on the fake tan, pumping in extra silicone into lips and fat transfer into bum, and hey presto you have another plastic scrag hoe. she looks better than them if you ask me. and she looks smart, which is attractive, and they look dumb.

Reply 16

ANM775

Original post by petalsunrise

the girl in pic 1 could be like any of those other women in pic 3 if she really wanted

tbh, I looked at the first pic and thought to myself that the girl is not bad at all

OP must have some STRONG standards if he views her as some sort of boobie prize......