Oh you're such a wit. Jack Whitehall must be worried sick about next year's Baftas gig.
I've taken the trouble to look at your old posts. Other people might want to do the same. When you joined TSR you were a pleasant, helpful person, quite prepared to admit that you were 'simply not up to' taking A-levels when you were younger (
https://www.thestudentroom.co.uk/showthread.php?t=4712610&p=73341374&page=2&highlight=#post73341374). You would also encourage other people in the same boat as you. And you were prepared to admit your good fortune in inheriting property which enabled you to pay for a very expensive foundation year to get you into university.
However, almost as soon as the A-level results came out and you were accepted into your good-but-not-outstanding university, your persona seems to have changed. All of a sudden you are doing things like telling people not to bother with LSE unless they wanted to teach themselves, advising them instead to look at 'my insurance', Royal Holloway. (
https://www.thestudentroom.co.uk/showthread.php?p=73343200) Note that pointing out that RHUL was your insurance means that you are implying you are 'better' than that because you got into the dizzying heights of Nottingham.
Or you would post advice like telling prospective Cambridge MPhil applicants not to bother unless their first degree was from the likes of Durham, or Warwick or... (wait for it...) Nottingham. (
https://www.thestudentroom.co.uk/showthread.php?p=73689446)
Oh, and I really, really love your post on this thread:
https://www.thestudentroom.co.uk/showthread.php?p=73941782. Here you advise someone who is worried that their GCSEs might hold them back from getting into, er, Nottingham. This is a good example for people to read because you tell the poor poster that it wouldn't be a good idea to apply there because Nottingham (oh my, you love the place don't you?) is so demanding academically! How did you know this? You had barely started studying there, so unless you were struggling in your very first week I don't think you were in a great position to describe the university on such terms.
In addition, you then go on to tell the OP that if they struggled with GCSEs then Nottingham isn't for them because, well, they're clearly not good enough. Hang on a second though... didn't you admit a few weeks before that YOU were 'simply not up to' applying to university when you were younger, i.e. your GCSEs were probably just the teeny tiniest bit inadequate. So how come you could improve, but the OP couldn't?
And here's my favourite line... You conclude your post with 'Make sure you have the talent notts requires'. It is embarrassingly obvious to everyone that what you really mean is 'Make sure you have the talent which I have'. I think we can all see that your posts are not meant to advise or help people like
@wizimum. They are there simply to boost your fragile ego.
Good luck with your first year exams. Hopefully you only need to get 40% to pass.