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just ate 52 pizza rolls, will I die in my sleep?

hello, I just ate 52 pizza rolls with 152 calories in 2 rolls, will I die? oh I had two litres of coke with it.

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Not at all, just a little vomety
Original post by jsk800
hello, I just ate 52 pizza rolls with 152 calories in 2 rolls, will I die? oh I had two litres of coke with it.


Question is

Why?
Original post by HighFructose
Question is

Why?


Felt a bit naughty x
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No but you might give birth to a whole pizza
Original post by paulaxw
No but you might give birth to a whole pizza


I need laxatives to abort?
Original post by jsk800
Felt a bit naughty x


Well you probably won't die but you may get sick.
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Original post by jsk800
I need laxatives to abort?


That would harm the baby pizza, just relax and push and breathe
Original post by HighFructose
Well you probably won't die but you may get sick.


Thank you for insight x
Original post by paulaxw
That would harm the baby pizza, just relax and push and breathe


I hope its not pineapple...
Original post by jsk800
I hope its not pineapple...


If it is, you can give it away. No one wants a pineapple pizza, so it's understandable.
...Yes.
Original post by paulaxw
If it is, you can give it away. No one wants a pineapple pizza, so it's understandable.


No, donate to Africa
Original post by jsk800
No, donate to Africa


You can try to exchange it though, there is some poor soul out there that'd choose pineapple over pepperoni or any other
And let me know what it is so i can congratulate or express condolences accordingly
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Original post by goggleyed
...Yes.


O crap
I'm so hungry now.. Great!
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well this is a fascinating thread. also, hey guys xD guess who?
Original post by ejb800
well this is a fascinating thread. also, hey guys xD guess who?


Thanks, but who am I?
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ejb800
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Original post by jsk800
Thanks, but who am I?


do you like my name?
Original post by paulaxw
You can try to exchange it though, there is some poor soul out there that'd choose pineapple over pepperoni or any other
And let me know what it is so i can congratulate or express condolences accordingly


Only in some high security prisons. Dont free them.

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