Do I have a fat belly?

I wanted to say ew to the tongue part but tbh im thinking now if i would say ew if it was a guy with abs 🤔🤔🤔 hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

You're skinny fat. Hit the gym.

this, pretty much. you have pretty much no muscle mass, which means that even though you're not carrying that much fat, it's still a fairly large percentage of your mass. squats, deadlifts, overhead press, bench press and chinups/pullups are simple exercises for newbies that will build muscle quickly assuming that you eat lots of organic fats and proteins. Cardio is NOT important at this point. Focus on building muscle mass and you'll fill out your frame and look fawkin noice.
[video="youtube;3WAOxKOmR90"]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WAOxKOmR90[/video]

btw, read this - lots of good information:
http://liamrosen.com/fitness.html

Its not perfect but it's a nice body, I kinda wanna stick my tongue into your belly button and do all kinds of dirty sexual stuff to you.

Its not perfect but it's a nice body, I kinda wanna stick my tongue into your belly button and do all kinds of dirty sexual stuff to you.

You're on the verge of being labelled fat, your arms and belly are definitely meaty. Might be time to hit the gym, brah