What's the weirdest place your had to pee?

Luke5125

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Reply below (no puns)

Reply 1

Notoriety

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Your mam's shitepipe.

Reply 2

gjd800

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I had to do a shite in some old steelworker's pub in Sheffield once.

In my ex-girlfriend

in my room , when playing outlast 2 :/

Reply 5

Bang Outta Order

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on myself when I was pissed

(pun, had to)

and its true. I did literally piss myself when I was drunk.

next to a sheep

Original post by gjd800

I had to do a shite in some old steelworker's pub in Sheffield once.

I really am puerile as the phrase "to do a shite" alone made me laugh.

Reply 8

gjd800

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Original post by Notoriety

I really am puerile as the phrase "to do a shite" alone made me laugh.

I wondered if it counted, but I always have to piss when I shite, so...

Anyway, yeah. It was weird, and it was also dead obvious what I was doing. Sent our kid the bar while I went and got sorted, ha.

Reply 9

Anonymous #1

Aside from the usual public pisses on nights out.
Recently had a piss in the bushes outside my uni library (at night). Was very liberating.
Grimmest was probably last year in a cereal bowl in my room when a housemate was using the toilet for ages.

Reply 10

UWS

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Original post by Luke5125

(no puns)

Well, urine luck.

Reply 11

Notoriety

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Original post by gjd800

I wondered if it counted, but I always have to piss when I shite, so...

Anyway, yeah. It was weird, and it was also dead obvious what I was doing. Sent our kid the bar while I went and got sorted, ha.

To be honest, I think I'd rather **** meself than have a bunch of Northern plumbers critiquing the smell of me shite.

If you can manage a piss, a **** and a fap all in one motion you've won life.

Reply 12

CrazyFoxes

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In a girl mouth when she did watersports.

Reply 13

gjd800

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Original post by Notoriety

If you can manage a piss, a **** and a fap all in one motion you've won life.

Last one would be beyond the pale, wasn't gonna risk it!

Reply 14

Notoriety

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Original post by gjd800

Last one would be beyond the pale, wasn't gonna risk it!

Hahaha, one of the grimiest things I ever heard was a mate of mine explaining why he fapped while taking a shite. He said because the liquid gold presses against the prostrate on the way out ...

I don't think I slept for three days after hearing that.

Reply 15

gjd800

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Original post by Notoriety

Hahaha, one of the grimiest things I ever heard was a mate of mine explaining why he fapped while taking a shite. He said because the liquid gold presses against the prostrate on the way out ...

I don't think I slept for three days after hearing that.