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Original post by Boss_Rhythm
Dk, must be blind or somthing, but i just remembered I can't diss you anymore cos we are friends innih


yhhh blessed, now i have you and your photoshopped abs on my side
Original post by YouAreAYute
yhhh blessed, now i have you and your photoshopped abs on my side


Chillinnn, nahhhh they aint photoshopped bruh
They rock hard as always... comeonnn
Original post by Boss_Rhythm
Chillinnn, nahhhh they aint photoshopped bruh
They rock hard as always... comeonnn


wanna show me :wink:
Original post by YouAreAYute
wanna show me :wink:


Lmao... nah fam who are you? Relax innih

Plus my phone got broken in some fight on sunday... so i aint even got anything till tomorrow or later
Original post by Boss_Rhythm
Lmao... nah fam who are you? Relax innih

Plus my phone got broken in some fight on sunday... so i aint even got anything till tomorrow or later


peakkkk, at least tell me you won
Original post by YouAreAYute
peakkkk, at least tell me you won


Man said won... you can't win beef

Well, it was some guy who pulled up with 4 of his boys against me and half my flipping school, legit everyone backed it
They didn't even fight there, all that happened is that the guy smashed my phone down and then i put him in a headlock and floored him.
Then one of his boys broke the fight and they acc legged it. It wasn't even a fight they were jus some pussios
Original post by Boss_Rhythm
Man said won... you can't win beef

Well, it was some guy who pulled up with 4 of his boys against me and half my flipping school, legit everyone backed it
They didn't even fight there, all that happened is that the guy smashed my phone down and then i put him in a headlock and floored him.
Then one of his boys broke the fight and they acc legged it. It wasn't even a fight they were jus some pussios


you can win beef
nd damnnnn, why were you beefing?
Original post by YouAreAYute
you can win beef
nd damnnnn, why were you beefing?


Apparently I made the guy and his girl split up
Cos basically I was chatting to his girl on snap, and she asked me if they should break up and I said yeah
AND then some random d*** said that she gave uck to me whilst she was going out with her and now the guy doesn't believe me or her

It's some dumb ass story istg
Original post by Boss_Rhythm
Apparently I made the guy and his girl split up
Cos basically I was chatting to his girl on snap, and she asked me if they should break up and I said yeah
AND then some random d*** said that she gave uck to me whilst she was going out with her and now the guy doesn't believe me or her

It's some dumb ass story istg


thas jokes ngl
Original post by YouAreAYute
thas jokes ngl


I wish she acc gave uck to me tho
but oh well, he isn't gonna do anything so i need to find out who made that s***ty rumour
Original post by Boss_Rhythm
I wish she acc gave uck to me tho
but oh well, he isn't gonna do anything so i need to find out who made that s***ty rumour


smhhh, focus on your gcses! in 20 years time youre not gonna remember alisha or whoever giving you uck
Original post by YouAreAYute
smhhh, focus on your gcses! in 20 years time youre not gonna remember alisha or whoever giving you uck


Yeah yeah, whatever gcse's are easy so its calm

Plus, how do you know that she couldn't have been my girl in 20 years time?
Anyways, i don't need to remember it in 20 years, i just wanted it for now :wink:

Btw, how old are you?
Original post by Boss_Rhythm
Yeah yeah, whatever gcse's are easy so its calm

Plus, how do you know that she couldn't have been my girl in 20 years time?
Anyways, i don't need to remember it in 20 years, i just wanted it for now :wink:

Btw, how old are you?


16, you?
Original post by YouAreAYute
16, you?


:cry2: I'm still 15 but yhhh, im mature so ignore that innih
Age is just a number, the true thing you gotta identify me by is the inches :wink:
Original post by Boss_Rhythm
:cry2: I'm still 15 but yhhh, im mature so ignore that innih
Age is just a number, the true thing you gotta identify me by is the inches :wink:


ya losing there too then innit
Original post by YouAreAYute
ya losing there too then innit


Who am i losing against? Didn't know that your d*** was bigger than mine

Oh wait... you got a point
I'm not more than 15 inches, i mean i wouldn't want to be cos that would be worrying af
Original post by Boss_Rhythm
Who am i losing against? Didn't know that your d*** was bigger than mine

Oh wait... you got a point
I'm not more than 15 inches, i mean i wouldn't want to be cos that would be worrying af


mines 15.1 bish wys
Original post by YouAreAYute
mines 15.1 bish wys


Didn't know people counted the decimals
cos then mine is 15.4, but i round it down to 15 just to humble myself yuno
Original post by Boss_Rhythm
Didn't know people counted the decimals
cos then mine is 15.4, but i round it down to 15 just to humble myself yuno

look at you d*ck related maths! least we kno youre gonna pass this part of gcses
Original post by YouAreAYute
look at you d*ck related maths! least we kno youre gonna pass this part of gcses


Omg, imagine in the maths paper it goes:

George measured his penis last night at 4 inches to the nearest inch.
1 inch=2.54cm

Calculate the upper bound and lower bound of george's minature penis in cm to 1 decimal place

(3)

I swear I'd get 6 marks on that 3 marker cos my working out would be so certi

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