Absolutely not. We're still at the early stages of our relationship and no good looks can make up for being a farter.

Based on the fact I dont want her to fart haha. That's pretty funny, but nah :P

and if your gf didn't want you to fart in front of her, you'd respect her wishes?

Reply 11

Sabby888

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Original post by Randyyy

Idc what anyone says. If my gf ever farts on purpose she's getting a long time-out. That can reverse years of flirting and break a sexy image.

HAHAHAHHAHAHA THIS IS HILARIOUS

Thanks for letting me know what I'm doing next when I'm next to my SO :u:

Reply 12

CTLeafez

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Original post by Randyyy

Absolutely not. We're still at the early stages of our relationship and no good looks can make up for being a farter.

Fair enough if it's early days, but if you want the relationship to solidify when it reaches the 1 year + mark, you'll need to be a bit more accepting of girls being human beings too :biggrin:

I'm not saying purposely try and out do each other in farting contests, but if one of you accidentally does in the others presence, hopefully it won't be such a big deal.

nah.

Original post by ZiggyStardust_

and if your gf didn't want you to fart in front of her, you'd respect her wishes?

Dude even if she doesn't mind there's no way I'm letting a gas go with her. It even pisses me off when the lads fart on purpose. If it happens it happens no big deal but if you do it on purpose cause you think it's funny... Its not cool

This stuff is for behind locked doors

Reply 15

XxCourtneyGxx

OP

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Original post by icequeenTM

I hate that I laughed at this.

😂 I am awful for farting 😂xx

Reply 16

username4169146

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Original post by CTLeafez

Isn't your girlfriend more than just something to flirt with and be sexually appealing? :biggrin:

I don't know... something like... a human being

I hope you're finding your wife sexy after she's left a big turd in the toilet without bothering to flush and didn't open windows, and say "well she's a human." not seeing the importance of retaining that sexy mystery can erode romantic feelings in a marriage/long term relationship. and he said only if she did it "on purpose", so he understands she will let one slip by accident now and then.

Reply 17

CTLeafez

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Original post by snugglebear

I hope you're finding your wife sexy after she's left a big turd in the toilet without bothering to flush and didn't open windows, and say "well she's a human." not seeing the importance of retaining that sexy mystery can erode romantic feelings in a marriage/long term relationship. and he said only if she did it "on purpose", so he understands she will let one slip by accident now and then.

Well that's a lovely image :') If you lose all attraction towards someone just for doing something which EVERYONE does then you can hardly say you actually love them. It's meant to be unconditional, not "I only love you when you're sexually pleasing to look at". I think you need some perspective, my friend

Reply 18

as125

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Don't lay it near me

I'll give you the one bang

Reply 19

Randyyy

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Original post by Sabby888

HAHAHAHHAHAHA THIS IS HILARIOUS

Thanks for letting me know what I'm doing next when I'm next to my SO :u:

Bluggh I feel for him

Original post by CTLeafez

Fair enough if it's early days, but if you want the relationship to solidify when it reaches the 1 year + mark, you'll need to be a bit more accepting of girls being human beings too :biggrin:

I'm not saying purposely try and out do each other in farting contests, but if one of you accidentally does in the others presence, hopefully it won't be such a big deal.

Accidents are no big deal at all, but you know how words can hurt relationships.... So can releasing tension built up in the stomach.
I have had long relationships and it'd be so unclassy of a girl to fart on purpose near me. Idk whats worse, that or burping and blowing it in my face.

Girls farting

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