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Stepped on a slug

Felt that sh-t splatter under my bare f-cking foot. I think I need some holy cleansing right now like damn this isn’t what I wanted at 11 fricking pm.

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I almost stepped on 2 slugs today but I'm still so grossed out. I feel for you
imagine his momma at home waitin for him 😓
rip
In the comforts of my own garden as well :colonhash:
Then promise to kill me off quick before someone comes and steps on my a-s
Original post by ItsTomii
Then promise to kill me off quick before someone comes and steps on my a-s


dont worry, some salt'll do the trick you mean mean person
Original post by haseeb_jarral
you mean mean person


Man, I didn’t want any of this. I was just getting rid of the oil from some calamari I made. It didn’t even taste good, dammit.
Original post by ItsTomii
Man, I didn’t want any of this. I was just getting rid of the oil from some calamari I made. It didn’t even taste good, dammit.


no mercy for squids either hmm?
Original post by haseeb_jarral
no mercy for squids either hmm?


Nah, they’re tasty.
#sluglivesmatter :sad:
Original post by haseeb_jarral
imagine his momma at home waitin for him 😓
rip


me:

eewww that would ruin my week
Original post by haseeb_jarral
dont worry, some salt'll do the trick you mean mean person

this is surely torture for the slug.. "the salt draws water out of the creature until it perishes from dehydration"
Original post by ItsTomii
Felt that sh-t splatter under my bare f-cking foot. I think I need some holy cleansing right now like damn this isn’t what I wanted at 11 fricking pm.

Um, I live on a farm I step on **** way worse than that pretty much everyday. :smile: I bet it felt pretty damn squishy between your toes. :tongue:
step on a slug
7 years bad lug
you slugged a slug?
Original post by ItsTomii
Felt that sh-t splatter under my bare f-cking foot. I think I need some holy cleansing right now like damn this isn’t what I wanted at 11 fricking pm.

Should you have stepped outside at this time young lady/man?
Is the slug the new Harambe?
Original post by Little Popcorns
Should you have stepped outside at this time young lady/man?


Tbh, probably not. But girl’s gotta eat

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