The Student Room Group
Uni students - Complete our survey >>
Uni students - Complete our survey >>
Uni students - Complete our survey >>

Health

Is my penis meant to squirt blood?
Original post by BIGBOIETHAN
Is my penis meant to squirt blood?

Well you've got a odd question there mate, but to be strictly honest, No. Just check with your dad tonight and see what he thinks. If you ask me I don't reckon he'll want to lick it anymore.
Reply 2
Avatar for BIGBOIETHAN
BIGBOIETHAN
OP
4
Original post by west_ham_fan96
Well you've got a odd question there mate, but to be strictly honest, No. Just check with your dad tonight and see what he thinks. If you ask me I don't reckon he'll want to lick it anymore.

Well thanks for the help, but I regret to say he didnt take to the news lightly. So now thanks to your useless advice I have a trumpet wedged deep in my arse.Thanks a lot buddy, Dr Clark said he won't be able to remove it until his dad returns from his KS4 meeting.
Original post by BIGBOIETHAN
Well thanks for the help, but I regret to say he didnt take to the news lightly. So now thanks to your useless advice I have a trumpet wedged deep in my arse.Thanks a lot buddy, Dr Clark said he won't be able to remove it until his dad returns from his KS4 meeting.

Damn, thats not good to hear bro, I've been visitng Dr Clark for years and can assure you he's never going to have haeard this one before. Whilst you're waiting for him maybe you could contact the Southend Borough Music Services? They might be happy to extract it; They are the specialists!
Has it always squirted blood? If not, then I’d pay the GP a visit.
(edited 5 years ago)
Original post by Eva.Gregoria
Has it always squirted blood? If not, then I’d pay the GP a visit.

Well said Eva! To be truthful the only thing I can do is agree with her here. She's clearly a world-renowned Penis Inspector with great knowledge of the genital area. Nuff Said! Now on your bike to the GP mister!
Original post by west_ham_fan96
Well said Eva! To be truthful the only thing I can do is agree with her here. She's clearly a world-renowned Penis Inspector with great knowledge of the genital area. Nuff Said! Now on your bike to the GP mister!


...what.
oh dear
Original post by BIGBOIETHAN
Bad news guys!!! Dr Clark was not impressed with the trumpet situation, but thanks a lot u **** muncher. You know all about mens genitals cos u have ur lips wrapped around them every thursday nights.

Oh deary me I can not imagine the pain Dr Clark would have put you through to extract that trumpet. If only Eva had given you some better advice maybe you'd still have your anal virginity. Thanks a lot Eva!

Quick Reply

Related discussions

Latest

Trending

Trending

Articles for you