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One for @CatusStarbright and @Pugglet
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?
The Bucket.
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?
The Bucket.
Original post by Andrew97
One for @CatusStarbright and @Pugglet
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?
The Bucket.
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?
The Bucket.
that is not really true but ok(edited 5 years ago)
Original post by Andrew97
One for @CatusStarbright and @Pugglet
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?
The Bucket.
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?
The Bucket.
WOW
way to kick a girl when she's down
Original post by Pugglet
WOW
way to kick a girl when she's down
way to kick a girl when she's down
Hehe sorry. Love ya really. 😘
A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.
Original post by Andrew97
One for @CatusStarbright and @Pugglet
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?
The Bucket.
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?
The Bucket.
HEY
What do you call a Scotsman in the World Cup final?
Ref
Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilise an egg?
They won’t stop and ask for directions
Why do Italian tanks have rear-view mirrors.
So they can watch the battle.
Ref
Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilise an egg?
They won’t stop and ask for directions
Why do Italian tanks have rear-view mirrors.
So they can watch the battle.
what is a joke room
Original post by SJW-
what is a joke room
This is where Andrew posts all his terrible jokes.
Original post by CatusStarbright
This is where Andrew posts all his amazing jokes.
Fixed for you Catus. 😊
wow, this thread is exactly like my corny friend trying to be funny... cant help cringing (no hate 
)
)What’s the least spoken language in the world?
Sign language.
Sign language.
Original post by Andrew97
What’s the least spoken language in the world?
Sign language.
Sign language.
*pipes up* there's actually no universal sign language....
Original post by CatusStarbright
*pipes up* there's actually no universal sign language....
Really? So you won’t mind if I post this then. 🖕. .......
Be very careful my dear friend, whipping could get a whole lot more kinky 😏
(edited 5 years ago)
Original post by Andrew97
Really? So you won’t mind if I post this then. 🖕. .......
Be very careful my dear friend, whipping could get a whole lot more kinky 😏
Be very careful my dear friend, whipping could get a whole lot more kinky 😏
I'm pretty sure everyone recognises that as a swear.
Eek *scuttles back to the safety of the MoJ*
Why was the gay man fired from the sperm bank?
He was caught drinking on the job.
He was caught drinking on the job.
What’s long, hard and full of semen?
A submarine.
A submarine.
Original post by Andrew97
What’s long, hard and full of semen?
A submarine.
A submarine.
This reminds me of that Madeline McCann joke which is probably not appropriate to be posted here.
Original post by CatusStarbright
This reminds me of that Madeline McCann joke which is probably not appropriate to be posted here.
Post it in a place that I can’t mention due to the discord it will cause....
A French car builder is releasing a new car in Portugal which can fit a whole child in the boot.
It’s called the Renault McCann
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