Most embarrassing moments of your life?

My gosh man. Still a better love story than twighlight

LOL Someone at work said they could speak 6 languages including French. My French colleague spoke a sentence in French and he was like ????????????

whenever I get near my crush, I try to act cool, like I don't have a care in the world, but my best mate is her crush, so things get complicated...
so its kinda like a love triangle in a way, I crush on her, she crushes on my mate, and my mate is close to me (he is gay) so it doesn't really work out for any of us, so when i asked her out, she said she wasnt intersted, then she asked him out, he said he wasnt interested, and he asked me out, and i said i dont swing that way, so now none of us are talking to each other, but we all sit on the same table in 5 subjects... not embarrasing, but VERY akward

Try a 3 way thing? 😂

me and my family went to a clubhouse in Cirencester, just looking around, and they were doing a kids show, so my parents sat me and my sister down in front of the mascot, so they could get a beer.the mascot was asking for volunteers, and everyone was putting their hands up apart from me, so he OBVIOUSLY chose me. I was brought up on to the stage, and then I was asked where I live. I said "England." and then I started crying, because I was scared with everyone looking at me (I was about 7 tho.)the mascot then asked the audience who's son I was, and my mum came up to the stage to pick me up, and I had heard a phrase from a kids show, and I said it. this phrase started a massive investigation, and it was proven that I was lying, because the phrase was "help, I don't know this woman."yeah.... not my greatest moment

Oh dear hahaha more embarrassing for your mother for sure!

yeah, she never has let it go, and still brings it up every time any one important to me comes over, but she delivers it in an annoyed tone, not a friendly funny story type of way if you know what I mean

If that was 2019 she would probably be arrested for paedophilia

1. Playing a cat video full blast by accident and everyone turned around in my lecture including the lecturer, it was obviously me.
2. My friend made a joke about chicken and I coughed all the water onto my trousers and it looked like I wet myself. Had to ask the teacher to excuse me with water dripping down my trousers. (Year 7)
3. Chinese girl said about 30 words to me and I replied with idk how to speak Chinese.