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I'm incredibly aroused by men with meat in their surname. (The Thick of It)
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At ease, Ensign, before you sprain something.
~Captain Janeway
Original post by 8472
At ease, Ensign, before you sprain something.
~Captain Janeway

God bless the captain of the Starship Voyager :u:
Can you feel it Mr.Krabs?

Pretty sure you can work out where it's from.
Bazinga.
Original post by Themysticalegg
I'm incredibly aroused by men with meat in their surname. (The Thick of It)


Haha, I think that's the only Thick of It quote you can post on TSR without getting banned.
“The thing about cheesy is that he had a really big head, snipers dream we used to call him” Bob Mortimer, Would I lie to you?

Jack Dee: I think Gabby knows Georgia (the manhole story)
David Mitchell: Are we saying manhole, manhole, manhole? (Looks at over teammate, who nods)
Jack Dee: Please, let’s call her Gabby

Clip for the second one: https://youtu.be/DU390JYhD5o
Original post by Notoriety
Haha, I think that's the only Thick of It quote you can post on TSR without getting banned.

That's exactly why I posted it! I was going to put one of Malcolm's foul mouthed rants then figured I was asking to get banned. :biggrin:


Original post by JoshDarnIt
Can you feel it Mr.Krabs?

Pretty sure you can work out where it's from.

I was watching Spongebob yesterday. :lol:
Original post by Themysticalegg
That's exactly why I posted it! I was going to put one of Malcolm's foul mouthed rants then figured I was asking to get banned. :biggrin:



I was watching Spongebob yesterday. :lol:

You're a top lad :lol:
Original post by Andrew97
“The thing about cheesy is that he had a really big head, snipers dream we used to call him” Bob Mortimer, Would I lie to you?


That was amazing. Up there with Mavis the owl and we do beg your pardon, we are in your garden.
You’re over me? When were you...under me?
- Ross to Rachel (Friends)

Lmao TV gold

Edit: It sounds stupid without context and also I have a weird sense of humour so this might not be as funny to other people 😂
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Original post by Themysticalegg
God bless the captain of the Starship Voyager :u:

I must have watched every episode about 10 times :sogood:
Original post by Themysticalegg
I'm incredibly aroused by men with meat in their surname. (The Thick of It)


How ****ing dare you? Have you any idea of the amount of pressure that has been exerted on my skull, huh? It feels like my brain has been ****ing emptied into little packets, into ****ing crisp packets. Cheese and onion ****ing crisp packets that contain my living, breathing ****ing brain.

- Malcom Tucker
Original post by Blue_Cow
How ****ing dare you? Have you any idea of the amount of pressure that has been exerted on my skull, huh? It feels like my brain has been ****ing emptied into little packets, into ****ing crisp packets. Cheese and onion ****ing crisp packets that contain my living, breathing ****ing brain.

- Malcom Tucker

That was glorious Peter Capaldi's voice is stuck in my head. The voice of a saint. :biggrin:


Original post by 8472
I must have watched every episode about 10 times :sogood:


Same, I like all the Star Trek's even the not very popular new Enterprise. :colondollar:
Original post by Themysticalegg
That was glorious Peter Capaldi's voice is stuck in my head. The voice of a saint. :biggrin:


Get out of the cupboard, Hugh.
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Original post by Blue_Cow
How ****ing dare you? Have you any idea of the amount of pressure that has been exerted on my skull, huh? It feels like my brain has been ****ing emptied into little packets, into ****ing crisp packets. Cheese and onion ****ing crisp packets that contain my living, breathing ****ing brain.

- Malcom Tucker


Malcom:
No, I don't give a **** whose birthday it is. I'm gonna enjoy myself here, listening to this Murray/Mannion ding-dong on the radio. The fat-cat's story breaking, so the Opposition are gonna be sweating like Vegas Elvis on a squash court.

Sam:*[Sam comes in with a box]**Happy Birthday Malcolm.

Malcom:*Stop saying that, right? Just you go home. What is this? Is this my new anal beads? OK, this has been X-Rayed, yeah? I'm not gonna get a ****ing present bomb in the face.

[opens the box. inside is a cake with "Happy Birthday ****" written on it]*

Malcom. This could be from anyone.

[reads the card that says "Love. The Prime Minister"]*

Malcom:*It's from Prime Minister. This is ****ing Tom's idea of a joke. He wonders why we don't let him out in public.
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Malcom:
No, I don't give a **** whose birthday it is. I'm gonna enjoy myself here, listening to this Murray/Mannion ding-dong on the radio. The fat-cat's story breaking, so the Opposition are gonna be sweating like Vegas Elvis on a squash court.

Sam:*[Sam comes in with a box]**Happy Birthday Malcolm.

Malcom:*Stop saying that, right? Just you go home. What is this? Is this my new anal beads? OK, this has been X-Rayed, yeah? I'm not gonna get a ****ing present bomb in the face.

[opens the box. inside is a cake with "Happy Birthday ****" written on it]*

Malcom. This could be from anyone.

[reads the card that says "Love. The Prime Minister"]*

Malcom:*It's from Prime Minister. This is ****ing Tom's idea of a joke. He wonders why we don't let him out in public.


:rofl:
Original post by Airmed
Malcom:
No, I don't give a **** whose birthday it is. I'm gonna enjoy myself here, listening to this Murray/Mannion ding-dong on the radio. The fat-cat's story breaking, so the Opposition are gonna be sweating like Vegas Elvis on a squash court.

Sam:*[Sam comes in with a box]**Happy Birthday Malcolm.

Malcom:*Stop saying that, right? Just you go home. What is this? Is this my new anal beads? OK, this has been X-Rayed, yeah? I'm not gonna get a ****ing present bomb in the face.

[opens the box. inside is a cake with "Happy Birthday ****" written on it]*

Malcom. This could be from anyone.

[reads the card that says "Love. The Prime Minister"]*

Malcom:*It's from Prime Minister. This is ****ing Tom's idea of a joke. He wonders why we don't let him out in public.


Literally just watched that episode with the cake. :u: I aspire to be like Malcolm when I'm older, he's my idol. :colondollar:
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Original post by Themysticalegg
Literally just watched that episode with the cake. :u:


It's honest to God my favourite scene
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Original post by Blue_Cow
:rofl:


Need a cake like that :rofl:

Original post by Themysticalegg
Literally just watched that episode with the cake. :u: I aspire to be like Malcolm when I'm older, he's my idol. :colondollar:


I wish I could be like Malcom at work :cry2:

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