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worst pick up line

what is the worst pick up line you've given or have received

mine was in bio class ''If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes'' something along the lines of that loool
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Reply 1
Hey girl, do you use TSR?
Reply 2
damn that must've hurt in the balls being called a girl
Original post by UWS
Hey girl, do you use TSR?
Is your dad a boxer, coz you a knockout :rofl:

lmao gtfo
Reply 4
i mean thats not that bad i guess lol
Original post by batter mix
Is your dad a boxer, coz you a knockout :rofl:

lmao gtfo
Nobody ever tries to pick me up. :cry:
You're such a ****up, burrito... but we all love you anyway
Reply 7
lmao i closed the other thread down lol
Original post by anosmianAcrimony
You're such a ****up, burrito... but we all love you anyway

Debatable.
''Is there a mirror in your pants? Cos I can see myself in them.''

Used this on a lass once just for the lols. She laughed and told me how bad it was then proceeded to give me her number. I call that a win in my book.
Nah, beef would suggest we both have heavy hands. I have seen your rep to post ratio and that just ain't the case.
Original post by Notoriety
Debatable.


Yeah I guess I should speak for myself =P
Reply 12
I can feel the cringe
and whoo tf has a mirror in their pants
i would've slapped a ngga if they said that
Original post by JoshDarnIt
''Is there a mirror in your pants? Cos I can see myself in them.''

Used this on a lass once just for the lols. She laughed and told me how bad it was then proceeded to give me her number. I call that a win in my book.
Original post by ctchannah
I can feel the cringe
and whoo tf has a mirror in their pants
i would've slapped a ngga if they said that

Lucky I didn't use it on you then innit
I lost my teddy bear can I sleep with you instead
Reply 15
no sh/t sherlock
Reply 16
ik i would've kicked u in the balls then
Original post by JoshDarnIt
Lucky I didn't use it on you then innit
Reply 17
im sure you got a cat to jack off to
Original post by TheRealSquiddy
I lost my teddy bear can I sleep with you instead
I got these awful ones once: Would you mind if I Slytherin your Chamber of Secrets? and Are you on WiFi because I'm feeling a connection :s-smilie:
Original post by ctchannah
i mean thats not that bad i guess lol


lol the cringe is super irl

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