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So after taking a **** in the toilet, do you...

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Standing up or sitting down?

Do you wipe yourself standing up or sitting down?

Had this discussion with some mates at school. So far its 7v3 for the sitting down squad.

Wanted to do a thorough study on this. I thought everyone in the world did it sitting down, but apparently, there are some monsters who do it standing up.

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Reply 1

Anonymous #1

I wash my **** with water + soap after wiping it, SITTING DOWN.
Unless constipated lmao

If you dont wash ur but, seriously ew. a tissue wont simply clean up the mess.
Source: past experience.

Standing up...

Most of the time sitting down but occasionally you need to go the extra mile to make sure you know

Reply 4

Marsharko

Original post by Anonymous

Standing up...

Doesn't it get difficult to make sure you did a good job when you are standing up?

Reply 5

Marsharko

Original post by Anonymous

Most of the time sitting down but occasionally you need to go the extra mile to make sure you know

So you're the rare breed that does both huh

Reply 6

username2393237

Have people run out of decent topics? It’s OK to keep certain ideas to yourself.

Reply 7

BlueIndigoViolet

I'm guessing people don't remain fully sitting down or would be quite difficult haha

(not a very ladylike topic to discuss but hey :wink:

)

Reply 8

Marsharko

Original post by YaliaV

Have people run out of decent topics? It’s OK to keep certain ideas to yourself.

Excuse me, this is a very important scientific study I am conducting; the outcome will prove immensely beneficial to society. Now please cast your vote.

Reply 9

black tea

Original post by BlueIndigoViolet

I'm guessing people don't remain fully sitting down or would be quite difficult haha

(not a very ladylike topic to discuss but hey :wink:

)

Why would it be quite difficult?

Reply 10

Anonymous #4

Original post by Anonymous

I wash my **** with water + soap after wiping it, SITTING DOWN.
Unless constipated lmao

If you dont wash ur but, seriously ew. a tissue wont simply clean up the mess.
Source: past experience.

I never understood how people wash with water? With what water I’m confused, there’s not always a sink in the toilet..

Reply 11

black tea

Original post by Anonymous

I never understood how people wash with water? With what water I’m confused, there’s not always a sink in the toilet..

There usually is... You just fill up a container (e.g. bottle) and pour the water between you legs - it's not rocket science! Or some people have a bidet shower next to the toilet.

Reply 12

black tea

Original post by Anonymous

I wash my **** with water + soap after wiping it, SITTING DOWN.
Unless constipated lmao

And what do you do in that case lol?

Reply 13

Marsharko

Original post by BlueIndigoViolet

I'm guessing people don't remain fully sitting down or would be quite difficult haha

(not a very ladylike topic to discuss but hey :wink:

)

No, I do it fully sitting down.

Reply 14

Marsharko

Original post by black tea

There usually is... You just fill up a container (e.g. bottle) and pour the water between you legs - it's not rocket science! Or some people have a bidet shower next to the toilet.