so basically i was just logging in to hegarty maths to watch mr hegarty sexily teach me how to solve double quadratic inequalities, and thats when i spotted the spider. it was FREAKING HUGE and crawling across the bed. i had no idea where it came from. i also had no cup to trap it in, except a glass of water that had been sitting there with a hair in it since the morning. seeing that this was a life or death situation, i gulped down the whole glass.
i went to trap the spider but then i saw it moving for my school bag. thats when it saw my english revision books and scrammed to under my bed. seeing that i was done for, i evacuated.
i ran downstairs with a blanket to camp out in the crack den in my garden hoping the weed smell will eliminate my fears.
but it didnt.
i ran back to my room and saw the spider climbing up my wardrobe. thats when i brutally murdered it and burned its body on a tissue in the garden triumphantly, i have slayed the beast.
now i am in my room scared that there are more insects out there in my room somewhere waiting for me. i may not wake up tomorrow.
i am scared.
i am high.