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how many times do you wipe your bum after a poo? Serious

I wipe it at least 4 times and I feel I'm wasting a lot of toilet paper as I use like two wraps around my hand like 5 squares.

is there a more efficient way to clean my ass. am I doing it wrong

I have butt hair too. I trim it every few weeks but it's difficult and time-consuming.

every wipe produces more poop I feel like.

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I use water to clean myself and then toilet paper to dry myself.
It's not time consuming for me and I don't use much toilet paper and it makes me feel clean. :h:
Original post by Anonymous
I wipe it at least 4 times and I feel I'm wasting a lot of toilet paper as I use like two wraps around my hand like 5 squares.

is there a more efficient way to clean my ass. am I doing it wrong

I have butt hair too. I trim it every few weeks but it's difficult and time-consuming.

every wipe produces more poop I feel like.


I use 6 squares of toilet paper, don't count how many times I wipe. If I can, I tend to wash with water as well though.

Trimming or shaving would make things easier if you have a lot of hair.
I use a wet tissue and wipe like 3 times, then I use a LOTA (❤️) with water to clean properly and then some more tissue to dry myself 😂

Same if I pee tbh
Water first. Wipes to dry. Squeaky clean, lesser waste of paper. :smile:
Original post by Anonymous
Water first. Wipes to dry. Squeaky clean, lesser waste of paper. :smile:

Why not just wipe with a towel?
Original post by black tea
Why not just wipe with a towel?


Personal preference.
Why would you wipe with a towel?
Original post by black tea
Why not just wipe with a towel?
I use a lota too :h:
Original post by Anonymous
I use a wet tissue and wipe like 3 times, then I use a LOTA (❤️) with water to clean properly and then some more tissue to dry myself 😂

Same if I pee tbh
Original post by Anonymous
I use a wet tissue and wipe like 3 times, then I use a LOTA (❤️) with water to clean properly and then some more tissue to dry myself 😂

Same if I pee tbh


"LOTA" 😂😂😂
I don't bother counting to be honest. It's not something that I'd say is necessary to count; it takes whatever it takes to make that area clean :yep:
Ohhhh I thought you meant a towel as in what you use to dry yourself after a bath/shower
Original post by black tea
Why not just wipe with a towel?
Reply 12
don't count lol just wipe until you don't really see anything left bro
Reply 13
I typically only use 1 square of sandpaper.
Original post by xDron3
I typically only use 1 square of sandpaper.


what do you use to clean the blood?
I wipe until there is no poop left :dontknow:
Original post by HateSchx
"LOTA" 😂😂😂

yeees lota = my baby ❤️

I’ve always had problems with the shower thing it’s been too powerful and I cba in the morning haha
As many as is needed. It’s different depending on how messy that particular poo is.
Reply 18
Original post by black tea
what do you use to clean the blood?

More sandpaper
Original post by xDron3
More sandpaper

ouch

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