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how many times do you wipe your bum after a poo? Serious

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rly hope that's a joke...
Original post by Anonymous
if i were a female i would get my boyfriend to lick me clean
Original post by Ayesha N H
rly hope that's a joke...


some people are into that sort of thing...
Lotta is a 100% necessary item in any household.
Original post by Anonymous
Lotta is a 100% necessary item in any household.


you can just use jug



I have one of these fitted in my toilet, so a lot easier to clean the ass,
But once it hits the area wont it just splash everywhere?
That's messy.
Original post by King Leonidas



I have one of these fitted in my toilet, so a lot easier to clean the ass,
I use water it’s more hygienic
why put tissue paper around your hand? I just make a double or triple fold on my hand and wipe like normal. No need to wrap it around your hand and use 5 squares or whatever/
everyone wraps it round their hand? lol i must be the only one that takes 3/4 squares and scrunches it. more efficient because its more surface area with less volume :smile:
using water sounds so extra. what percent of people do it though?
Original post by Anonymous
everyone wraps it round their hand? lol i must be the only one that takes 3/4 squares and scrunches it. more efficient because its more surface area with less volume :smile:
using water sounds so extra. what percent of people do it though?

100% of Muslims... apart from some bad eggs
Original post by Anonymous
I wipe it at least 4 times and I feel I'm wasting a lot of toilet paper as I use like two wraps around my hand like 5 squares.

is there a more efficient way to clean my ass. am I doing it wrong

I have butt hair too. I trim it every few weeks but it's difficult and time-consuming.

every wipe produces more poop I feel like.


I wipe about 10 times
first 2 being blob removers
3-5 is wiping the surface and removing any **** particles from the ass hair
6-8 being deep cleans
9-10 surface wipes to make sure i didn't miss anything.
Till it's clean.
I have to use water. I can't comprehend how people don't.

@QE2

Even you have to accept it is more hygienic.
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Original post by Anonymous
I have to use water. I can't comprehend how people don't.

@QE2

Even you have to accept it is more hygienic.

No idea what you are asking me here.
And why the anonymous? What are you afraid of?
3 folds and soak it in water and clean it gently

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42, it is the answer to everything.
Does wiping a stoma clean count? 🤔😂
Wipe till there's no poop left. Then 1 more time with a wet wipe.
Water then tissue until it is clean. I don’t understand why ppl don’t use water I mean in other countries there’s like a water hose besides the toilet for this purpose but unfortunately none in the UK so I had to personally instal one in the house and tis why I don’t use public toilets but if I do I use baby wipes

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