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Masturbating - quickies and longies

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For the true immersion you have to use a VR headset and a sex doll 👍
Original post by sqrt of 5
where do you save yours? i use myvidster to save mine lol

hows cocoa butter? o: i should try it

I've never saved, prefer fresh material :top: although occasionally I'll see the same vid pop up on PornHub and I'll think meh, I could go for that again :lol:

It's great stuff, nice and thick and some of it sinks into the skin and keeps it moist for long lasting lubrication :top: Smells belter as well.
Original post by aaronK340
For the true immersion you have to use a VR headset and a sex doll 👍


I can't do VR headsets, they make me feel dizzy and nauseous :frown:
Original post by It's****ingWOODY
I can't do VR headsets, they make me feel dizzy and nauseous :frown:


I tried one a couple months ago, so cool but porn with one would be so mad
Now we're in this area... has anyone tossed off while high? It's literally the best feeling in the world.
Original post by angelike1
Now we're in this area... has anyone tossed off while high? It's literally the best feeling in the world.

I've only ever been high twice and was in the company of others both times, so wasn't a possibility :lol: I haven't been high for over 10 years so and probably won't be ever again so I guess I'll never know.
Original post by It's****ingWOODY
I've only ever been high twice and was in the company of others both times, so wasn't a possibility :lol: I haven't been high for over 10 years so and probably won't be ever again so I guess I'll never know.

You are missing out.
Watching a POV while high is basically like VR but you can feel it too. And the sensations are magnified 10x.
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Original post by Gent2324
when u have the long ones u gotta prepare the environment,
everythings gotta be in the right place. tissues easily accessible, vaseline to the left if you wanna spice things up, headphones (cant forget the headphones (dolby surround sound for the realism), and 3 4k monitors for the multi-dimensional experience.

with a shortie you gotta make do with an iphone and an empty packet of crisps

The mind boggles :eek:
Original post by It's****ingWOODY
You lot, like, sometimes yh, when you masturbate and that, do you have like quick ones and long ones? Like sometimes you just want to "arrive" quickly and just do a quick one, and other times you just chill and make it last, no rush to finish it etc?


same for blowies. sometimes i tell her make it last, take her time, bob slow, other times i tell her neck it and take it to the head ygm
What I like to watch to get the atmosphere going
Original post by algebra123
What I like to watch to get the atmosphere going

Erm is this a failed attempt at a rick roll?
did not know what a 'rick roll' was until I just searched it up
I can't believe its and actual term
Its a catchy song- its been in my head all day
Original post by angelike1
Erm is this a failed attempt at a rick roll?
Surprised this thread is still alive
Shorties = Exam Period. Every second counts ya know.
Original post by anosmianAcrimony
Surprised this thread is still alive

Some things never go out of fashion
I hope Marmite goes out of fashion and Earl Grey into fashion. :tongue:
Original post by harrysbar
Some things never go out of fashion
Original post by Themysticalegg
I hope Marmite goes out of fashion and Earl Grey into fashion. :tongue:

Marmite's another thing that never goes out of fashion :tongue:
:colonhash: Lady Harry this is where we must disagree. :tongue:
Original post by harrysbar
Marmite's another thing that never goes out of fashion :tongue:
Original post by algebra123
did not know what a 'rick roll' was until I just searched it up
I can't believe its and actual term
Its a catchy song- its been in my head all day

lol..first u listen to rizzle kicks...then u genuinely enjoy rick astley..
I'm deceased ahahahahah
Original post by gent2324
when u have the long ones u gotta prepare the environment,
everythings gotta be in the right place. Tissues easily accessible, vaseline to the left if you wanna spice things up, headphones (cant forget the headphones (dolby surround sound for the realism), and 3 4k monitors for the multi-dimensional experience.

With a shortie you gotta make do with an iphone and an empty packet of crisps

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