Masturbating - quickies and longies

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Original post by Bang Outta Order

lol..first u listen to rizzle kicks...then u genuinely enjoy rick astley..

Well its better than some of the videos you post- talk about getting ear r**ed and mind ****ed

I don't genuinely enjoy his music - its just a catchy song :h:

Okay and rizzle kicks was a childhood thing, you wouldn't relate old man :colonhash:

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Fermion.

Yeah I can totally relate tbh

Reply 42

Truflais

It must be wonderful to be a man and be able to have a quick blast :moon:

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username4340172

Original post by Precious Illusions

It must be wonderful to be a man and be able to have a quick blast :moon:

Hahaha

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username3774332

Original post by It's****ingWOODY

I know it's getting serious when I'm like nah, I need my gaming PC for this one, 140hz refresh rate monitor at the ready :biggrin:

The empty crisp packet is inventive :lol:

If I'm tugging a quick one in the bathroom I'll just make a landing strip out of tissue. Prefer cocoa butter to vaseline though.

i once tried to use washing up liquid and it got in and bruh i couldn't pi** for dayss

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-Quava-

Original post by Rid The Kid

i once tried to use washing up liquid and it got in and bruh i couldn't pi** for dayss

omg that is just mad

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FTheOpps

Original post by algebra123

Most certainly does

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Reply 47

mynameismandy

longies- have a pair of undies with me, no-ones at home, in my room preferably
quickies- there is no quickies because what's the point in them

Reply 48

FTheOpps

Original post by Rid The Kid

i once tried to use washing up liquid and it got in and bruh i couldn't pi** for dayss

I used shampoo once. Most painful experience of my life.

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Bang Outta Order

Original post by Precious Illusions

It must be wonderful to be a man and be able to have a quick blast :moon:

you could have one quick if u stop doing kegel like ur holding in piss lol selfish lass

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Gent2324

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i forgot to mention the major disadvantage of doing a longie, if you need a piss, youre ****ed, aint no way youre taking a piss for next 4 hours bro

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Truflais

Original post by Bang Outta Order

you could have one quick if u stop doing kegel like ur holding in piss lol selfish lass

I...what? I've never done Kegel. Some people just can't orgasm quickly :dontknow:

Reply 52

Bang Outta Order

Original post by algebra123

Well its better than some of the videos you post- talk about getting ear r**ed and mind ****ed

I don't genuinely enjoy his music - its just a catchy song :h:

Okay and rizzle kicks was a childhood thing, you wouldn't relate old man :colonhash:

children are u so moody these days..

rizzle kicks though lol...were they ever good? geez..they're so camp. whos next? Take that? JLS? :lol:

old?! im 26 lol.

my music is ace.

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Bang Outta Order

Original post by Precious Illusions

I...what? I've never done Kegel. Some people just can't orgasm quickly :dontknow:

nah. the body is made to come. whos the zombie ur in bed with?? :rofl:

unleash ur inner skwert. every woman can do it cos its stimulating a part of the vagina that every woman has...

Reply 54

Fermion.

Original post by Rid The Kid

i once tried to use washing up liquid and it got in and bruh i couldn't pi** for dayss

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mynameismandy

okay but like u could do it in the toilet that way your dump can just be flushed

Original post by FTheOpps

I used shampoo once. Most painful experience of my life.

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Truflais

Original post by Bang Outta Order

nah. the body is made to come. whos the zombie ur in bed with?? :rofl:

unleash ur inner skwert. every woman can do it cos its stimulating a part of the vagina that every woman has...

I was referring to masturbation; oral etc is obvs much quicker. But I've just always taken a while by myself, I always get there just not quickly. But that's me :indiff:

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-Quava-