My package is 7 stops away on the map....

Anyway way what is in the parcel?
Can you not phone up the package guy and redeliver it to where you are right now?
Why isn't there anyone one at home?
Why aren't you at home?
Is it possible to return it at home?
In scale 1-10 how important is this parcel for you?
Do you have any other neighbours around?

Reply 21

Puddles the Monkey

OP

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Anyway way what is in the parcel?
Captain Toad

Can you not phone up the package guy and redeliver it to where you are right now?
Sadly this is not a possibility :frown:

Why isn't there anyone one at home?
Everyone is at work
Why aren't you at home?
I am at work

Is it possible to return it at home?

I don't understand :colondollar:

In scale 1-10 how important is this parcel for you?

10/10 important
Do you have any other neighbours around?

I don't know :cry:

Reply 22

random_matt

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No planning occurred whatsoever.

Original post by Puddles the Monkey

1) I won't get my parcel tonight :frown:

2) they might have left it in a "safe" "space" like under the doormat where everyone can see it
3) it might have been stolen by a seagull
4) a fox might have chewed it
5) a person might have seen it and taken it
6) what if they left it with a neighbour but the writing is unclear so I can't work out what house number and have to knock on all the houses
7) they might have left it with a neighbour who has then gone on holiday for two weeks so I can't get it

It's a disaster all round :afraid:

No such thing as seagulls puddles :nah:

Reply 24

Breeee

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Original post by Puddles the Monkey

1) I won't get my parcel tonight :frown:

2) they might have left it in a "safe" "space" like under the doormat where everyone can see it
3) it might have been stolen by a seagull
4) a fox might have chewed it
5) a person might have seen it and taken it
6) what if they left it with a neighbour but the writing is unclear so I can't work out what house number and have to knock on all the houses
7) they might have left it with a neighbour who has then gone on holiday for two weeks so I can't get it

It's a disaster all round :afraid:

This 😂 best comment ive ever seen

(And i totally agree with all those concerns on your list fyi)

Reply 25

Blue_Cow

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Original post by Puddles the Monkey

... and nobody will be there to pick it up :frown:

Noooooooooooo

:cry2:

Amazon

Lockers

They sell clothes too :cry2:

Reply 26

Puddles the Monkey

OP

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Original post by Blue_Cow

Amazon

Lockers

They sell clothes too :cry2:

Nearest amazon locker is literally miles away from me :eek4:

Reply 27

Chronoscope

Volunteer Section Leader

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Original post by Puddles the Monkey

Anyway way what is in the parcel?
Captain Toad

Can you not phone up the package guy and redeliver it to where you are right now?
Sadly this is not a possibility :frown:

Why isn't there anyone one at home?
Everyone is at work
Why aren't you at home?
I am at work

Is it possible to return it at home?

I don't understand :colondollar:

In scale 1-10 how important is this parcel for you?

10/10 important
Do you have any other neighbours around?

I don't know :cry:

Idea!
Next time just say your home address is at TSR hq :hugs:

Reply 28

MdE77

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Original post by Puddles the Monkey

Captain Toad :ninja:

Original post by Puddles the Monkey

A foot is kind of square shaped and has ridges on it :shakecane:

Original post by Puddles the Monkey

1) I won't get my parcel tonight :frown:

2) they might have left it in a "safe" "space" like under the doormat where everyone can see it
3) it might have been stolen by a seagull
4) a fox might have chewed it
5) a person might have seen it and taken it
6) what if they left it with a neighbour but the writing is unclear so I can't work out what house number and have to knock on all the houses
7) they might have left it with a neighbour who has then gone on holiday for two weeks so I can't get it

It's a disaster all round :afraid:

Original post by Puddles the Monkey

Anyway way what is in the parcel?
Captain Toad

Can you not phone up the package guy and redeliver it to where you are right now?
Sadly this is not a possibility :frown:

Why isn't there anyone one at home?
Everyone is at work
Why aren't you at home?
I am at work

Is it possible to return it at home?

I don't understand :colondollar:

In scale 1-10 how important is this parcel for you?

10/10 important
Do you have any other neighbours around?

I don't know :cry:

Original post by Chronoscope

Idea!
Next time just say your home address is at TSR hq :hugs:

Say it's admin cp :giggle:

Reply 30

04MR17

Volunteer Section Leader

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Please deliver to:
Puddles the Monkey
Ask the Community Staff
thestudentroom.co.uk
Forum ID 1217

Original post by 04MR17

Please deliver to:
Puddles the Monkey
Ask the Community Staff
thestudentroom.co.uk
Forum ID 1217

Then have it inspected as a suspicious package :mmm:

Reply 32

Blue_Cow

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Original post by Puddles the Monkey

Nearest amazon locker is literally miles away from me :eek4:

waaaat

Reply 33

Puddles the Monkey

OP

21

GUYS MY HOUSEMATE WAS WORKING FROM HOME SO THEY WERE IN AND IT GOT DELIVERED WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! :bl:

Reply 34

999tigger

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Original post by CoolCavy

No such thing as seagulls puddles :nah:

It is arriving by seagulls or the neighbour that is taking delivery is a seagull?

Reply 35

xoxAngel_Kxox

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Original post by Puddles the Monkey

They'll probably leave it with a neighbour :cry:

Last time I got an ASOS package and they just put it "under" the doormat as a "safe" "place" but it was literally just the parcel with the door mat on top in full view of everyone :rofl:

Our "safe place" is apparently *in* our wheelie bin, despite the fact I've specified *behind* the wheelie bin. It's sort of round a corner so it's out of view, but whenever it's an Amazon delivery they put it actually inside the bin, despite me complaining, because once the bin was empty so it went right to the bottom and it was a nightmare to get it out, once the bin was out for collection and the parcel actually got taken with the rest of the rubbish (!!) and a couple of other times, depending on what was put in the bin last, it just comes out covered in things that I would rather not have to touch again. It's ridiculous! Hope you got your parcel in the end.