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Original post by -Quava-
Oh ok :rolleyes:
And why do girls seem to have an issue with your ethinicity because I feel like this is the first time I have ever heard of it?


They're probably not into cats :rofl:
https://elderscrolls.fandom.com/wiki/Khajiit
Original post by -Quava-
Oh ok :rolleyes:
And why do girls seem to have an issue with your ethinicity because I feel like this is the first time I have ever heard of it?


Because they don’t like Tajiks it seems
Well I'm sorry that doesn't comply with you geek, I would look you in the eyes and speak with you but your nose would cause a slight hindrance :frown:
Original post by FTheOpps
I'm sorry but that post doesn't quite swim with me, you should look up to us :colone:
Original post by Dunya
Well I'm sorry that doesn't comply with you geek, I would look you in the eyes and speak with you but your nose would cause a slight hindrance :frown:


Hmmmmm there's something fishy here, maybe you should look up to see me :colone:
Original post by Dunya
Pussai not tagging them :biggrin::biggrin:


They're dead fam :rofl:

@L'Evil Fish :colone:
Even if I did, I don't think seeing you with roti and frozen kebabs stuffed in your mouth would be a pleasant sight. Both which you supposedly made by yourself right? :aetsch:
Original post by FTheOpps
Hmmmmm there's something fishy here, maybe you should look up to see me :colone:
Original post by Dunya
Even if I did, I don't think seeing you with roti and frozen kebabs stuffed in your mouth would be a pleasant sight. Both which you supposedly made by yourself right? :aetsch:

I actually learnt how to cook keema today :biggrin: :colone:
Say wallah :biggrin:

Tell me the steps otherwise I won't believe you.
Original post by FTheOpps
I actually learnt how to cook keema today :biggrin: :colone:
Original post by Dunya
Say wallah :biggrin:

Tell me the steps otherwise I won't believe you.

Wallah :lol:

1. Get pan
2. Place pan on cooker
Tree. Put oil in pan, not too much but enough to fill it
4. Turn on cooker (mid heat)
5. Spoon in keema, avoid blood 🤢
6. Stir
7. My mum added the spices so idk which ones but probably lal mirch or suttin
8. Stir until brown
9. Put on low heat, lid on pan, leave to cook for 20-30 mins
10. Turn off cooker
11. Keema
Despite being supervised, I'll give it to you.

2. Fill it? You mean cover the base unless you want to go for that cholesterol life. :biggrin:
'Tree'? A LeVel ENgLish.
5. Pre-boil the keema itself beforehand to avoid the Rooh Afza :rolleyes:
6. An extremely dangerous task, let your mum do this for safety precautions.
11. Smh it's because you left it for 30 minutes without giving it a stir.:facepalm:

Don't you add aloo to it? :biggrin:

Original post by FTheOpps
Wallah :lol:

1. Get pan
2. Place pan on cooker
Tree. Put oil in pan, not too much but enough to fill it
4. Turn on cooker (mid heat)
5. Spoon in keema, avoid blood 🤢
6. Stir
7. My mum added the spices so idk which ones but probably lal mirch or suttin
8. Stir until brown
9. Put on low heat, lid on pan, leave to cook for 20-30 mins
10. Turn off cooker
11. Burnt Keema
Original post by Dunya
Despite being supervised, I'll give it to you.

2. Fill it? You mean cover the base unless you want to go for that cholesterol life. :biggrin:
'Tree'? A LeVel ENgLish.
5. Pre-boil the keema itself beforehand to avoid the Rooh Afza :rolleyes:
6. An extremely dangerous task, let your mum do this for safety precautions.
11. Smh it's because you left it for 30 minutes without giving it a stir.:facepalm:

Don't you add aloo to it? :biggrin:

I love me some cholesterol :biggrin:
Yes, tree y u no rearn your engrish pree?

It turned out fine allow it :lol:

Oh yh forgot about the aloos that was a whole other process 🤣
Really missed your chance to say basicurry :biggrin:
Original post by FTheOpps
I love me some cholesterol :biggrin:
Yes, tree y u no rearn your engrish pree?

It turned out fine allow it :lol:

Oh yh forgot about the aloos that was a whole other process 🤣
Original post by Dunya
Really missed your chance to say basicurry :biggrin:

Exqueese me you no have right to terr me how to engrish i'rr have you know that I hev counterfeet degree in the engrish made by some keeds I gat in ma factory
I don't get it. You clearly look Pakistani and the first five comments (including my own) suggested that you were Pakistani. Yet, you continuously fished for alternative suggestions.

Are you not comfortable in your skin? Are you in-denial that you're Pakistani and believe that other ethnicities are better looking?

You may not be good looking but that's not the fault of your ethnicity; but, rather, your genes...
Pakistani is a boring ethnicity
No thank you :colonhash:
Original post by Dunya
@-Quava- I think you've found the one :biggrin:
The culture, the food, the language... and it's "boring."
You mean you don't think anything of Pakistanis and you think other ethnicities are superior.
Have some self respect. :colonhash:
Original post by joe goldberg
Pakistani is a boring ethnicity
You make Keema like that? Betta let me show you my quicker way.

This is how I make it:
1. Go to Kitchen.
2. Put keema on plate.
3. Add rice to plate.
4. Wash hands.
5. Eat.

As you can see I contribute a lot to the making of the keema during 5. My saliva is what makes the keema real keema and gives it that taste. 👌🤣
Original post by FTheOpps
Wallah :lol:

1. Get pan
2. Place pan on cooker
Tree. Put oil in pan, not too much but enough to fill it
4. Turn on cooker (mid heat)
5. Spoon in keema, avoid blood 🤢
6. Stir
7. My mum added the spices so idk which ones but probably lal mirch or suttin
8. Stir until brown
9. Put on low heat, lid on pan, leave to cook for 20-30 mins
10. Turn off cooker
11. Keema
Original post by 95000
You make Keema like that? Betta let me show you my quicker way.

This is how I make it:
1. Go to Kitchen.
2. Put keema on plate.
3. Add rice to plate.
4. Wash hands.
5. Eat.

As you can see I contribute a lot to the making of the keema during 5. My saliva is what makes the keema real keema and gives it that taste. 👌🤣


Sh*t dennn why did I never think about it like that :lol: The food poisoning would be well worth it :u:

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