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How to deal with slow walkers?

Lately I've been getting effing p'd off at every moron who can't walk any faster than 1mph. They steal chunks of my life, they fill me with anger and prolong the 'transportation problem' that mankind has spent the last 100 years trying to fix.

Normally I just step on their shoes... and again.. and again


but sometimes they just don't get the hint and what's worse is normally the slow ones are the fat ones, so they're impossible to go around.

What's the best thing to do?

Blow a whistle?

Fire a gun?

Rabbit punch?

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Say “excuse me” .
shove them over
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gjd800
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Slow walkers used to annoy me until I learnt to appreciate the virtue in idleness. So what if it takes me s few more minutes etc
Original post by JavaScriptMaster
Lately I've been getting effing p'd off at every moron who can't walk any faster than 1mph. They steal chunks of my life, they fill me with anger and prolong the 'transportation problem' that mankind has spent the last 100 years trying to fix.

Normally I just step on their shoes... and again.. and again


but sometimes they just don't get the hint and what's worse is normally the slow ones are the fat ones, so they're impossible to go around.

What's the best thing to do?

Blow a whistle?

Fire a gun?

Rabbit punch?


Very amusing they get to you. I bet if they knew of your distress they would walk even slower. Suck it up.
Go around them?
go in front of them, then say sorry if you bump into them doing this.
This dude asking the real questions
it honestly gets on my nerves too bc i walk rlly fast
Cross the road?
Climb over them?


Jump good? ._.
1. Begin to walk past them.

2. If they look at you as if you are rude, just put your index finger on their mouth and whisper "Shhhhhhhhhhhushhhh just let it happen"

3. Over take complete.
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Lewito
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Superkick them from behind for committing the ultimate crime of being a slow f*ck
Fly.
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gjd800
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My Portuguese mate said to me years ago 'why are you always in a rush? You walk like a British'

Now I enjoy idling along, there's a meditative quality to it.
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gjd800
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'Dawdling', my Nans'd call it!
actually just whisper in their ear you're russian for work and you have no time for stalin, they will be sure to move aside for u and even start walking faster than u in fear
Original post by The Mogg
Superkick them from behind for committing the ultimate crime of being a slow f*ck


That's what I'm talkin about!
Original post by lilTrain
actually just whisper in their ear you're russian for work and you have no time for stalin, they will be sure to move aside for u and even start walking faster than u in fear


People tell me I look like a Russian hitman, I tell em Ivan sent me
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Lewito
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Yeah man, all these dimwits and their stupid diplomatic suggestions, god!
Original post by JavaScriptMaster
That's what I'm talkin about!
Original post by gjd800
My Portuguese mate said to me years ago 'why are you always in a rush? You walk like a British'

Now I enjoy idling along, there's a meditative quality to it.


Ahh yes, Portugal the land of nothing going on.
System.out.println(“could you please get out of my way. Thanks.”);

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