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I am a giant Union Jack wearing toy bulldog AMA!

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Original post by Humble Ahm
Do you think your human friend imagines you talking like ted while playing with you?

I doubt it, a bulldog's voice is more of an assertive canine growl with a list of demands than a friendly childhood bear's voice.
I collect pet humans and expect them to obey me. :biggrin:
Ted the bear was more of a cuddly companion.
I do enjoy dressing up for picnic outings and tea parties- lots of junk food and sugary treats.
Do you have fingers?
How do you know the password to the phone?
What was your breakfast?
Original post by londonmyst
I doubt it, a bulldog's voice is more of an assertive canine growl with a list of demands than a friendly childhood bear's voice.
I collect pet humans and expect them to obey me. :biggrin:
Ted the bear was more of a cuddly companion.
I do enjoy dressing up for picnic outings and tea parties- lots of junk food and sugary treats.

Ted was the same he even beat up his human friend once. Also you should stop eating junk food mate, otherwise your human friend will replace you with a cute little kitten.
Original post by ThunderBeard
Do you have fingers?
How do you know the password to the phone?
What was your breakfast?

No, I have paws with claws.
I don't use smartphones- prefer pc's, laptops and tablets.
Photo of this morning's delicious breakfast below.

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Original post by Humble Ahm
Ted was the same he even beat up his human friend once. Also you should stop eating junk food mate, otherwise your human friend will replace you with a cute little kitten.

I tend not to resort to thuggery, the threat of a few nips is usually enough for most human beans to obey me. :cool:
I adore my junk food; greasy takeaways, milkshakes and sugar filled deserts boost my ego as well as my weight.
My pet humans play for Team Dog and detest all of kitty kind.
So do my canine friends.
You're my favourite too!

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Original post by londonmyst
Favourite topics include Brexit, junk food, social media and fashion.

How do you type?
Original post by RogerOxon
How do you type?

With my paws and nose.
Original post by londonmyst
With my paws and nose.

Doesn't sound pawsable ..
Original post by RogerOxon
Doesn't sound pawsable ..

I'm Super Dog!
My amazing physical capabilities and outstanding intellect are beyond human understanding. :biggrin:
@Bang Outta Order

I resent being considered plushy.
You insolent human bean. :angry:

I am a giant Union Jack wearing Super Dog.
Do not ever attempt to compare yourself to me.
I am the Great Bulldog.
Original post by londonmyst
@Bang Outta Order

I resent being considered plushy.
You insolent human bean. :angry:

I am a giant Union Jack wearing Super Dog.
Do not ever attempt to compare yourself to me.
I am the Great Bulldog.


Just shut up and share that pizza Hut! :eek2:
Original post by Bang Outta Order
Just shut up and share that pizza Hut! :eek2:

Go on a low calorie diet human!
All pizza is mine, wedges too.
I never share my delicious takeaways with anybody- animal or human.
Lunchtime snack of nuggets and fries. :cool:
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Give
If I gave you salad without dressing, what would you do?
Original post by Glaz
Give

Paws off! :biggrin:
I won't share my afternoon tea either.
Original post by londonmyst
Paws off! :biggrin:
I won't share my afternoon tea either.


:eviltongue: insolent *****
Original post by Reality Check
If I gave you salad without dressing, what would you do?

Stuff in it your mouth, then morph into the big bad wolf and pretend you are little red riding hood's nana. :tongue:
I usually prefer my meat meals cooked and served with sauce.
Original post by londonmyst
Stuff in it your mouth, then morph into the big bad wolf and pretend you are little red riding hood's nana. :tongue:
I usually prefer my meat meals cooked and served with sauce.

:rofl:

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