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dudes at home. you sit while you pee right

in public I stand but at home I stand

I'm not weird right, I stops the wee from missing the target and making a mess that I have to clean.

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Reply 1
Original post by Igotbbcalevel
in public I stand but at home I stand

I'm not weird right, I stops the wee from missing the target and making a mess that I have to clean.

im a female so cant relate , but that was lovely to know
Likewise I assume he means sit when at home.
Another thing we have in common with men then lol.
Reply 3
Original post by Karisa96
Likewise I assume he means sit when at home.
Another thing we have in common with men then lol.

ohhhhh lmao i dont go toilet in public , i avoid it and put loads of paper on the sear cos these people are dirtyyy
It's not weird.
I sit wherever possible. :yep:
Ah yes, the only positive thing the male gender receives in society is the flexibility of how to piss yourself. Of course.
Original post by black tea
It's not weird.


Hi Black tea how are you tonight?
no i always stand.
I cannot aim anything, so I sit for the goodness of my own trousers.
at home i sit. in college i go to a cubicle and stand. my **** doesnt work when im uncomfortable. have to sometimes sit in the cubicles.
Original post by Lightskinbrudda
at home i sit. in college i go to a cubicle and stand. my **** doesnt work when im uncomfortable. have to sometimes sit in the cubicles.

Ah, so I'm not the only one
Original post by anosmianAcrimony
Ah, so I'm not the only one

if im about to piss myself i find myself in the cubicle it wont come out unless im like in my mind 'wet water drip drip' or i sometimes take out my water bottle take a sip and it comes out

sorry for the detailed info lol
I have never sat. You are all very strange folk.
Reply 14
I never sit. even when doing a ****

The most I will do is crouch

toilet seats are dirty
Original post by ANM775
I never sit. even when doing a ****

The most I will do is crouch

toilet seats are dirty

Original post by Drewski
I have never sat. You are all very strange folk.

you 2 are moist ngl. not even at home??

yk u could put toilet paper all around
Reply 16
Original post by Lightskinbrudda
you 2 are moist ngl. not even at home??

yk u could put toilet paper all around


Nope. Not even at home

I actually find it weird how people sit on toilet seats. People piss all over toilet seats and god knows what else. They also sit on them with their bare bottoms. Are you disinfecting the toilet seat each and every time before you sit on it? ... I doubt it
Original post by ANM775
Nope. Not even at home

I actually find it weird how people sit on toilet seats. People piss all over toilet seats and god knows what else. They also sit on them with their bare bottoms. Are you disinfecting the toilet seat each and every time before you sit on it? ... I doubt it

i've only ever sat in my colleges toilet seat(today) i poured my water bottle on it and layed paper toilet after. thats clean enough. at home its minor as long as we wipe around after we finish its calm.

u **** standing upp, think bout that
Original post by ANM775
I never sit. even when doing a ****

The most I will do is crouch

toilet seats are dirty

squatting is for females, put your arse on that dirty seat and get down to business like a man
Reply 19
Original post by Lightskinbrudda
u **** standing upp, think bout that


i've never found it difficult or awkward

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