Oh man how much time do you have.
Went to fistbump my friend in front of like 6-7 strangers and she didn't see and just walked off.
Set a microwave on fire because I thought I could toast a bagel in it.
Asked my lecturer if you needed a passport to go to Wales.
Once as a child farted and this girl told my crush it was me and I wanted to die.
Sat at the back of the bus despite knowing I get car sick, had to get off to throw up, and everyone thought I was left on the side of the motorway. And they were all totally fine with it.
**** myself during P. E. once.
Signed up for this thing for sports day mustve been the 200 metre race or something because I have no concept of distance. Not only was I the last person to finish, but everyone had to wait for me to finish. And my crush was laughing at me the whole time.
One time got a nosebleed so bad that the teachers were telling me not to bleed on them during a different sports day. Got taken to the nurses office and there was this really hot volunteer there for our sportsday (a lot of my embarrassing stories are about me being incredibly gay) and at the sight of him I tried to sniff to get rid of some of the blood and look cute. I ended up coughing up a huge clot as I held my head over the sink with a continuous stream of blood coming out my nose, and this guy was so disgusted he looked close to vomiting.
That's all I can remember off the top of my head.