Make it More Barber-ey !!

the bear

so anything to do with haircuts... men's & ladies :h:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barber

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category :h:

airdressing

Bring Me the Fade of Alfredo Garcia

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Reply 1

the bear

Bay Rum Watch

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Reply 2

mnot

Universities Forum Helper

Trim Beners-Lee
Excuse me sir, can you tell me where I might find Platform 9 back & sides
Wax Verstappen
Dwayne Fade

Reply 3

nulli tertius

The Barber of Saville
(someone had to look after those gleaming white locks)

and perhaps to go with that

Hold the Front Pageboy

Shingles Spies

Children of the Cornrows

Judge Dredlocks

Itsy Bitsy Teasy Weasy Yellow Polka Dot Bikini

Myra Widowspeak by Gore Vidal Sassoon

Reply 4

nulli tertius

I forgot William Shatner and his hairpiece starring in

Barber-y Coast

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barbary_Coast_(TV_series)

(PS I thought it owed a lot to Maverick but Wikipedia doesn't seem to agree)

Reply 5

Joinedup

Pole to pole - low budget travelogue in which Michael Palin visits the barbershops in a town

Reply 6

username5288204

they’re such a perm in the neck.
been (dread)ing this moment
loc the door :ahee:

Reply 7

the bear

Original post by mnot

Trim Beners-Lee
Excuse me sir, can you tell me where I might find Platform 9 back & sides
Wax Verstappen
Dwayne Fade

very neat and tidy :h:

Please accept this fine Togolaise Decoration :

Il est rappelé à nos précieux clients
que l'ouverture des huîtres
dans les vestiaires est interdite.
Les bivalves pré-ouverts peuvent
y être consommés à la discrétion du gestionnaire.

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Reply 8

the bear

Original post by nulli tertius

not a hair out of place Sire !! :ahee:

For your tremendous punnage success the people of Togo wish you to receive this high honour:

Messieurs, n'oubliez pas
que les rideaux des vestiaires
ne sont pas fournis pour
vous essuyer les doigts
après avoir mangé des crustacés.
Nous y avons placé de nombreuses
boîtes de mouchoirs à cet effet

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Reply 9

the bear

Original post by nulli tertius

Mr Shatner is trying valiantly to cling on to his remaining tresses :teehee:

Reply 10

the bear

Original post by Joinedup

Pole to pole - low budget travelogue in which Michael Palin visits the barbershops in a town

that would make great Saturday afternoon viewing... something for the weekend :h:

Reply 11

the bear

Original post by nightingalegend

they’re such a perm in the neck.
been (dread)ing this moment
loc the door :ahee:

a fine triplet of well-styled punnage Ma'am :h:

Please attach this badge to your TSR uniform:

Reply 12

Fullofsurprises

The Fringes of Madison County

There's Something for the Weekend about Mary

High Plains Snipper

Bring me the Wedge of Alfredo Garcia

Reply 13

Fullofsurprises

Original post by Joinedup

Pole to pole - low budget travelogue in which Michael Palin visits the barbershops in a town

I actually want to see this. :teehee:

Reply 14

Fullofsurprises

Original post by nulli tertius

Children of the Cornrows

Lol this sounds really sinister.

Reply 15

the bear

Original post by Fullofsurprises

The Fringes of Madison County

There's Something for the Weekend about Mary

High Plains Snipper

Bring me the Wedge of Alfredo Garcia

great punnage Ma'am :h:

the people of Togo are thrilled with your efforts:

Mesdames, n'oubliez pas
que la performance du twerk
n'est plus autorisée dans les vestiaires.

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Reply 16

the bear

Original post by Fullofsurprises

I actually want to see this. :teehee:

i think Messrs Palin & Portillo should join forces with Ms Lumley for their next adventure... :fan:

Reply 17

Fullofsurprises

Original post by the bear

i think Messrs Palin & Portillo should join forces with Ms Lumley for their next adventure... :fan:

Joanna and the Michaels go... Fishing... Snowboarding... Visiting Louis Theroux to be amiably sneered at...

Reply 18

Muttley79

Comb on feel the noize [Slade re-issue their golden oldie]

Lord of the ringlets: the two trims

Lord of the ringlets; the return of the nits

Star wars: a new haircut

Foils war [a remake set in a hairdressers rather than Hastings]

Reply 19

the bear

Original post by Muttley79

specialized lady nollidge there :five:

great punnage Ma'am :congrats:

please accept this gift of friendship from the Togolaise People:

Il est respectueusement rappelé
à nos clientes que la préparation
de bouillabaisse n'est plus autorisée dans les vestiaires.
Un consommé léger est toujours autorisé avec préavis.

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