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So first one is ..... there's this guy who takes a hooker out on a date to a restaurant he gave her his peas she gave him herpes hahaha
the student room
jk
jk
I am convinced this is the only joke you know at this point 
My self love 😗✌🏻
I once entered a blind-folded w**king competition I know I lost but don't know where I came hahah x
I'm reading a thesaurus at the moment, it's nothing to write house about
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Inb4 "my life"
Your life
Oh that was goooodd
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Your life
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*Real story*
At school today I was cycling next to a friend and he said 'I cycle faster than the speed of sound' I said 'Pardon me?'.
At school today I was cycling next to a friend and he said 'I cycle faster than the speed of sound' I said 'Pardon me?'.
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Guy walks into a library
Guy: 'have you got any books on turtles?'
Librarian: 'hard back?'
Guy: 'ye with little heads'
Guy: 'have you got any books on turtles?'
Librarian: 'hard back?'
Guy: 'ye with little heads'
I had to check as I give out such industrial quantities of rep but 'twas I.
I made it 2 reps 
Okay here’s my joke: what time should you book a dentist appointment?
Okay here’s my joke: what time should you book a dentist appointment?
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Original post by Mesopotamian.
I made it 2 reps
Okay here’s my joke: what time should you book a dentist appointment?
Okay here’s my joke: what time should you book a dentist appointment?
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Why in the afternoon?
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Original post by Rufus the red
Why in the afternoon?
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Because I don’t think any dentist will accept a patient with open arms at 2:30 AM
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Original post by Mesopotamian.
Because I don’t think any dentist will accept a patient with open arms at 2:30 AM
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Original post by Rufus the red
Woah it’s Dennis the Menace
Never thought I’d see him again, those were good times.Original post by Mesopotamian.
Woah it’s Dennis the Menace Never thought I’d see him again, those were good times.
Never thought I’d see him again, those were good times.I am what you call a Beano connoisseur.
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