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Make it More Animal Products other than Food-ey !!

the bear

animals provide us with all sorts of goodies apart from food.... let us investigate throught the medium of punnage :h:

Bring Me the Hide of Alfredo Garcia

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Reply 1

mnot

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An inspectors footballs
feeling glue
Redemption arrowhead
pillowing in the wind

Reply 2

the bear

Original post by mnot

An inspectors footballs
feeling glue
Redemption arrowhead
pillowing in the wind

these are all good... arrow heads were sometimes made of bone :congrats:

the people of El Salvador are impressed:

Se advierte a los clientes
que ya no se permite bailar
en el limbo en los vestuarios.
Esto se debe al lamentable incidente
en el que la señora Tantamucho
se atascó el mes pasado.

Ernesto Obrigado Tantamucho

Subdirector adjunto de seguridad

Reply 3

the bear

A Boy Named Shoe

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Reply 4

the bear

Hidey Hi !!

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Reply 5

Joinedup

I'm horn rimmed - mousse T

Reply 6

Napp

Bacon rinds must die
American pie bacon camp & the smoked streaky mile
Bacon on the water
Austin Powers international man of pancetta
National Lampoon's bacon vacation
Anchorman: The Legend of the smoked bacon off cuts

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username4406682

I hope everyone has a whale oil of a time on TSR

Reply 8

Joinedup

Erinoid boogie - Bonzo dog band

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Reply 9

harrysbar

This one's not eggsactly easy Bear :frown:

The (egg) Mask

https://www.violetfog.com/home/egg-yolk-mask-benefits-why-you-might-want-to-try-them-i-love-them#:~:text=You%20literally%20just%20crack%20open,it%20on%20for%2010%20minutes.

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Gelatintin

Screaming of the Lambs

We Were Sadists

Dial Meat for Murder

When Harry ate Dolly ("I want the genes she's eating")

Fur Your Eyes Only

I haven't really got a glue about this topic, but I'll try anyway:

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I'll come up with some leather puns next time :yep:

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the bear

Original post by Joinedup

I'm horn rimmed - mousse T

Erinoid boogie - Bonzo dog band

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this is very impressive Joinedup... i was not aware of that :teehee:

scientists just need to figure out how to turn plastic into milk & we have solved

i) world hunger

ii) the plastic crisis

the superior quality of these puns has earned you the respect of the El Salvadorean people:

Señores debemos solicitarles
que se abstengan de hacer corridas
en los vestuarios.
asusta a los raposeros.

Manolito Obrigado Tantamucho

Asesor adjunto de seguridad del cliente

Reply 15

the bear

Original post by Napp

these are kinda foodey items ? :dontknow:

still very amusing so have your reward:

Señores, está prohibido ofrecer dinero
al personal del vestuario
por las representaciones del famoso baile twerking.
Hemos proporcionado un área
detrás del estacionamiento
donde se pueden realizar bailes sin pago.

Manolito Obrigado Tantamucho

Asesor adjunto de seguridad del cliente

Reply 16

the bear

Original post by Iñigo de Loyola

I hope everyone has a whale oil of a time on TSR

good one Iñigo :congrats:

Reply 17

the bear

Original post by harrysbar

This one's not eggsactly easy Bear :frown:

The (egg) Mask

https://www.violetfog.com/home/egg-yolk-mask-benefits-why-you-might-want-to-try-them-i-love-them#:~:text=You%20literally%20just%20crack%20open,it%20on%20for%2010%20minutes.

when the going gets tough the tough get punning :yep:

good punnage... we enjoyed the yolk :rofl:

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the bear

Original post by harrysbar

Gelatintin

Original post by harrysbar

Fur Your Eyes Only

this pair completes your hat trick, and triggers the award of this beautiful El Salvadorean medal:

Señoras, les pedimos respetuosamente
que no traigan frutas y verduras
al jacuzzi de los vestuarios.
Los limpiadores estaban muy molestos por lo que encontraron.

Manolito Obrigado Tantamucho

Asesor adjunto de seguridad del cliente