Make it More Garden Centre-ey !!

so as we enter adulthood we spend more time at garden centres... let's celebrate these special establishments through the medium of well aerated but slightly acidic punnage :teehee:

Blue Peater

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Reply 1

tinygirl96

Chessington Garden Centre is brilliant for plants.

Reply 2

the bear

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Garden_centre

https://www.thorngrovegardencentre.co.uk/product-price-list/

https://www.heathhallgardencentre.co.uk/_product-prices

Reply 3

the bear

Original post by tinygirl96

Chessington Garden Centre is brilliant for plants.

could you make a pun for us about it ?

https://www.chessingtongardencentre.co.uk/for-your-garden.html

Reply 4

Napp

LOTR return of the triffids (i count these as plants :colone:

)
HP and the Goblet of compost
Locked stocked and two smoking afghan poppy fields (not garden centery per-se but i stand by it :biggrin:

)

Reply 5

Rufus The Red

Battle of the bulb - a fight for daffodils.
Pansomime - a play in which the audience are rooted to their beds.
Edward buddleia - a composer of witty and plant based verse.

I might compost some more tomorrow.

Reply 6

tinygirl96

Original post by the bear

could you make a pun for us about it ?

https://www.chessingtongardencentre.co.uk/for-your-garden.html

not sure how to do that?

Reply 7

the bear

Original post by Napp

LOTR return of the triffids (i count these as plants :colone:

)
HP and the Goblet of compost
Locked stocked and two smoking afghan poppy fields (not garden centery per-se but i stand by it :biggrin:

)

dude the garden centres in New Zealand must be different from ours :eek:

please accept this medal from the flower growers of Holland:

Heren, probeer de narcissen alsjeblieft niet te roken.
Aan het einde van gang 8 hebben we een goed gevuld cannabiscafé

Joop Van der Valk

Adjunct-assistent-directeur klantbeleving

Reply 8

the bear

Original post by Rufus the red

thank you for this healthy tray of pun seedlings my friend :congrats:

please accept this tribute from the horticulturists of Holland:

Heren, vergeet niet dat we alleen
klompen toelaten in het tuincentrum.
Je bent van harte welkom om bij de receptie
een paar te lenen van grote Anneke

Joop Wilhelmus

Adjunct-assistent-directeur klantbeleving

Reply 9

Rufus The Red

Original post by the bear

thank you for this healthy tray of pun seedlings my friend :congrats:

please accept this tribute from the horticulturists of Holland:

I shall plant it in my raised beds and pick its puns every summer.

Reply 10

the bear

Original post by tinygirl96

not sure how to do that?

so look on the chessington website for something we can use... how about twine ?

now think of maybe a book title / a song / a film which has a word similar to twine.... and replace the word with twine.

Reply 11

the bear

Original post by Rufus the red

I shall plant it in my raised beds and pick its puns every summer.

we look forward to many years of delicious puns :h:

Reply 12

username5446306

Wake me up before you go-hoe
Dr Strangeglove

Reply 13

Rufus The Red

Original post by the bear

we look forward to many years of delicious puns :h:

I use naturally occurring 'political stupidity peat' as the soil and water them with a mix of 'outdated references' and 'convoluted thought processes' for the sweetest fruits.

Reply 14

the bear

Original post by Fionaanddonkey

Wake me up before you go-hoe
Dr Strangeglove

these made me chuckle... especially the second one :rofl:

Reply 15

the bear

Original post by Rufus the red

I use naturally occurring 'political stupidity peat' as the soil and water them with a mix of 'outdated references' and 'convoluted thought processes' for the sweetest fruits.

don't forget to cover them with a blanket of troll in the cold weather :yep:

Reply 16

nulli tertius

Fog on the Tine

The Rake Process

The Trowels of Life

The Cane Mutiny

Harry Potting and the Shed of Secrets

Reply 17

mnot

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The soiler room
7 Pond-ers of the world
Cafe their delilah

Reply 18

tinygirl96

garden twine, the swine in the ass!

Reply 19

the bear

Original post by nulli tertius

Fog on the Tine

The Rake Process

The Trowels of Life

The Cane Mutiny

Harry Potting and the Shed of Secrets

welcome back to the Pun Centre Sire !!

a splendid trug load of puns :h:

please accept this tribute from the grateful Netherlands:

Heren, vergeet niet dat,
hoewel we de consumptie van
rolmopharing in de kleedkamers toestaan,
we het gebruik van de gordijnen om uw handen af te vegen niet kunnen toestaan.

Joop Wilhelmus

Adjunct-assistent-directeur klantbeleving