What have you done that got you into trouble at school?

Hey,

Any funny storys? Anything you'd recommend not doing so you don't get on the wrong side of staff/SLT?

Excited to hear!

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Reply 1

username4910484

Oh my days. I was a gremlin at school.

Once I was waiting in reception to be picked up. I was really really bored and already in a lot of trouble (suspended). There where some mannequins posing how to correctly wear school uniform.
So I rolled their skirts up above their 'knees'.
I made the tie really short on one, and on the other I tied it around the 'head' like a bandana.
I tied the shirts in a bow at their waists.
I made the shirt collar stick out of the jumper (yes this was against the school rules).

The SLT at that school had a fetish for dishing out detentions over 'incorrectly worn' school uniform. Needless to say I was in a lot of trouble. The cleaner laughed though.

I also used to do people's maths & science homework on demand in exchange for cash. Scary maths teacher = in business 💲💲💲💲

(edited 3 years ago)

Reply 2

15977emily

Original post by glassalice

Oh my days. I was a gremlin at school.

What sort of stuff did you do? :smile:

Be honest

I was the bright but disruptive child at school. My best is advice is if it sounds like a bad idea it probably is.

Reply 5

StriderHort

Me pretty much just walking into it caused problems :rolleyes:

(edited 3 years ago)

Reply 6

Bang Outta Order

Dunno just lashed out after having *****y days at home. Came to school armed or loaded with drugs, disguised alcohol in juice bottles. I literally sold coke once, I was year 8 I believe and he was year 13, and told him tell everyone it was salt. The thing is I never got caught.

I did get excluded but that was for truancy not behaviour. I was like...the teachers and staff liked me but had no idea the kind of kid I actually was. :colone:

I did pretty much everything except sex at school but I did get a hand job under the table when I was 15, but I know guys who had full on sex or got blowies like wtf that's just too over the top lol others linked up with pedo teachers I was year 11 I think and a chem teacher got sacked for having child porn of a student lmao so the head teacher's husband took his place when I moved there for sixth form and I asked about it and the new teacher screamed at us not to talk about it 😂

Fights was my most common thing but every time it was self defense or the teachers never believed I was guilty so I never ever got in trouble for my fights lol 😁

Reply 7

gjd800

Mine are dull: giving backchat, not doing work in lesson, scrapping

Reply 8

tinygirl96

Offer to wash cars for money
Skip math and PE lessons

Reply 9

mintchocchip

Original post by StriderHort

Me pretty much just walking into it caused problems :rolleyes:

Me in GCSE English lessons lmao

Reply 10

_gcx

Study Forum Helper

Missing homework mainly.

Got spoken to sternly for calling my sixth form maths teacher incompetent

Reply 11

ANM775

*i don't consider myself a bad kid when i was at school:
however....

getting detention for writing 3 lines for homework

being put on report for fooling around with friends

being pulled out of lessons for a week to pick up rubbish around the school as punishment for breaking a window

getting called to the head of year when it was discovered i bunked sports day and went to a friends house

getting called to the head of year when i had beef with a friend and asked him to "step outside" (he went running to the head of year and grassed)

things i got away with which i probably shouldn't have:

smoking on school grounds

about 6 fights

stealing from the cafeteria multiple times

forcing this kid in my class to put me on a payroll as his bodyguard

Reply 12

15977emily

Original post by ANM775

forcing this kid in my class to put me on a payroll as his bodyguard

Did you even do anything to protect him????

Reply 13

15977emily

Original post by _gcx

Missing homework mainly.

Got spoken to sternly for calling my sixth form maths teacher incompetent

I mean, I once had a maths teacher who couldn't teach at all and I ended up teaching the class! She was a trainee but oh lord, she could not teach for the life of her! She now has a permanent job...I refuse to go to her lessons if she's on my timetable!

Reply 14

username5457326

Bunked lessons in yr 10 before covid at school mainly i was under the influence of being at school which is well known for bunking and all that and because i was friends with people who done it. :biggrin:

Now i learned my lesson to not do it again but in the end i got away with everything i've done just because i managed to fool the teachers.

(edited 3 years ago)

Reply 15

Sinnoh

Original post by Bang Outta Order

"yeah nah this is just the bag of salt I carry around why you asking"

Reply 16

Sinnoh

Primary school, my first detention was in year 2 for getting in a "fight" in which I accidentally hit someone in the face with my heel because they were on the ground grabbing my ankle. My shoddy description of events to the headteacher is probably what landed me in detention though.

Got a detention in year 4 for punching a girl on the shoulder for hogging the monkey bars.

Got an internal suspension in year 6 for kicking the **** out of someone who had been bullying me for a couple months. I'd have rather been fully suspended tbh, my mum was on my side.

After primary school I never got detentions like that, it was just for things like missing homework or being late - often lateness was caused by the trains being cancelled or the bus being delayed. I did throw a paper aeroplane in the classroom on Ofsted inspection day which really pissed my teacher off when she found it - if I had been caught that would have likely been a proper detention.

(edited 3 years ago)

Reply 17

ANM775

Original post by 15977emily

Did you even do anything to protect him????

Yes,

originally he hired me and this other kid because his frenemies used to attack him a lot. after a while they didn't attack him much anymore so he stopped paying us as there was no need. naturally I wasn't too happy about this so encouraged his frenemies to attack him again ...after he started getting attacked again this pretty much forced him to put us back on the payroll ..lol