tell me your favourite joke lmao :D

can you please tell me your fave joke please 😭 - wheather they are so bad that they are funny or just funny.

here's mine:
why did the mushroom go to the party ?

because he was a fungi (fun guy) 😎

Reply 1

username5574196

Q) What’s a Mexicans favourite sport? A) Cross country. No offence 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Reply 2

Adz2042

I'll give you two:

A simple short one: 'T is for Mugs'.

After a long illness, Bob arrived at the Gates of Heaven.
While he was waiting for God to greet him, he peeked through the Gates. He saw a beautiful banquet table.
Sitting all around were his parents and all the other people he had loved and who had died before him.
They saw him and began calling greetings -- "Hello" "How are you! We've been waiting for you!" "Good to see you."

When God came back, Bob said to him, "This is such a wonderful place! How do I get in?"

"You have to spell a word," God said.

"Which word?" Bob asked.

"LOVE."

Bob correctly spelled "LOVE" and he was welcomed into Heaven.

A few years passed, and as Bob was sunbathing, God approached him.
'Hi God', How are you doing?' Bob asked.
God responded 'Not bad, but I need you do to me a favour. I need you to watch the Gates of Heaven for a few weeks. Can you do that for me?'
'Sure thing' replied Bob.
God hands over the keys to Heaven, and reminds Bob that for people to enter, they have to spell the word 'LOVE'.

A few days later, Bob notices a familiar face in the queue to get in. It's his wife Jane.
When Jane approaches the lectern (which has the checklist of names on), Bob greets her.
"I'm surprised to see you," Bob said. "How have you been?"

"Oh, I've been so lonely since you died," Jane said. 'It started off well, but then I grew depressed and started to miss you a lot.
So I figured I'd go on holiday a bit, then wait till it was my time to join you up here, and here I am today'.

'Aw lovely. Glad to see you' replied Bob.

'So how does one get into Heaven?' asked Jane.

"You have to spell a word, perfectly with no mistakes. It's quite easy," Bob told her.

"Which word?" Jane asked.

"Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch."

Reply 3

Amin7

Q: What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?

A: "We better get some support before someone thinks we're nuts!" :lol:

Reply 4

username5655466

Why is Cinderella bad at football?

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hahahahhahaha

Reply 5

CaptainDuckie

Study Forum Helper

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut

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Badum Tis hahahahaha

Reply 6

username5526246

I went to the doctors recently

He said: “Don’t eat anything fatty”

I said: “What, like bacon and burgers?”

He said, “No. fatty don’t eat anything.”

Spoiler

Reply 7

username5655466

Original post by IlikeDonerKebab

I went to the doctors recently

He said: “Don’t eat anything fatty”

I said: “What, like bacon and burgers?”

He said, “No. fatty don’t eat anything.”

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'And i took offense at that'

Reply 8

username5526246

Original post by Justaboutalive

'And i took offense at that'

Sorry boss

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Reply 9

username5655466

Original post by IlikeDonerKebab

Sorry boss

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maybee i

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Reply 10

Mesopotamian…

My university is the biggest joke I’ve heard.

Reply 11

username5655466

this one hehe
:biggrin:

Reply 12

A Rolling Stone

Original post by Mesopotamian.

My university is the biggest joke I’ve heard.

London Met or Warwick?

Reply 13

Mesopotamian…

Original post by A Rolling Stone

London Met or Warwick?

London Met :rofl:

I wouldn’t go there even if you paid me.

Reply 14

HedgePig

Two QAnon followers die but despite that they had lead otherwise good lives and finally, after some hesitation, St Peter admits them to heaven.

Shortly afterwards, they are wandering around getting to know the place when they bump into God, who greets them warmly and says, “You know, if there was anything that really puzzled you when you were on earth, just ask me and I’ll be able to answer.”

The two look at each other, nod and simultaneously ask, “How did Joe Biden manage to steal the 2020 Presidential elections?”

God laughed and said, “That’s easy. He didn’t steal them. He won them fair and square.”

The two at each other very dubiously and the first one said to the other, “This goes higher than we thought.”