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One of the first posts here this is, but its just the tip of the iceberg lettuce
I won't be Russian to make salad puns - lettuce state, for the record, that salad is disgusting.
Waldorf with your heads!
Waldorf with your heads!
Celery Towers
Some posh school girls run amok with salad dressings, choreographed by E Blyton
Lost in Radish Action
A bored old man tries to chat up an attractive young woman by offering her a small brassica and looks pretty stupid
My Big Fat Greek Dressing
Something to cover up the feta and olives
Tomato's Republic
A new chain offers classical philosophy and a salad with a sauce topping
Some posh school girls run amok with salad dressings, choreographed by E Blyton
Lost in Radish Action
A bored old man tries to chat up an attractive young woman by offering her a small brassica and looks pretty stupid
My Big Fat Greek Dressing
Something to cover up the feta and olives
Tomato's Republic
A new chain offers classical philosophy and a salad with a sauce topping
Original post by Laurence010401
One of the first posts here this is, but its just the tip of the iceberg lettuce
kia ora L-dogg ! Kei te pēhea koe ? 
crisp punnage cuz
Original post by a_w_
lettuce indulge in more puns
welcome back a_w 
Original post by FV75
I won't be Russian to make salad puns - lettuce state, for the record, that salad is disgusting.
Waldorf with your heads!
Waldorf with your heads!
salad dodging is not good for Your Ladyship 
Original post by the bear salad dodging is not good for Your Ladyship
salad dodging is not good for Your Ladyship welp I made a pun and she tossed it. waste of thyme imo.
Original post by AzureWind
My Gf wanted to go to a party in a bikini in the middle of winter
She was really bad at dressing
welp I made a pun and she tossed it. waste of thyme imo.
She was really bad at dressing
welp I made a pun and she tossed it. waste of thyme imo.
welcome to the Salad Bar of Puns my friend 
we are delighted with your début offerings
please sew this badge onto the left shoulder of your TSR blouson:
Original post by Fullofsurprises
Celery Towers
Some posh school girls run amok with salad dressings, choreographed by E Blyton
Lost in Radish Action
A bored old man tries to chat up an attractive young woman by offering her a small brassica and looks pretty stupid
My Big Fat Greek Dressing
Something to cover up the feta and olives
Tomato's Republic
A new chain offers classical philosophy and a salad with a sauce topping
Some posh school girls run amok with salad dressings, choreographed by E Blyton
Lost in Radish Action
A bored old man tries to chat up an attractive young woman by offering her a small brassica and looks pretty stupid
My Big Fat Greek Dressing
Something to cover up the feta and olives
Tomato's Republic
A new chain offers classical philosophy and a salad with a sauce topping
a healthy combination Your Ladyship 
the people of Malawi are clutching their sides
Amayi, mwina mwasochera Chitenje wanu?
BIg Chiyembekezo mtsikana wa therere wapeza kuseli kwa khola m'mawa.
Idali pafupi ndi Tshega wa njonda.
Ngati mukufuna kusonkhanitsa chinthu ichi ingodutsani
kuti mulandire ndikucheza mwachinsinsi ndi Kumbukani wamkulu.
Akuyiyang'anira m'kabati yake yapadera, pamodzi ndi zovala zina zambiri,
zida zoimbira komanso makope a magazini ya Hello.
Mutha kufuna kuchotsa zipsinjozo ku Chitenje wanu musanadzavalenso pagulu.
Ingofunsani wamkulu K kuti amubwereke mankhwala
ake a Cillit Bang ™ ndi burashi yolimba yopukutira.
Chayambaso Kabuula Gwazanani
Wachiwiri Wothandizira Wosowa zinthu ndi izo
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Original post by meddad
How did you guys vote on Brexit ?
Romaine... or Lettuce Leaf ?
Romaine... or Lettuce Leaf ?
many voters did not give a toss 
Die Chard
Bridge Over Troubled Watercress
You Spinach Me Round (like a lettuce baby)
Frisee Rascal
Bridge Over Troubled Watercress
You Spinach Me Round (like a lettuce baby)
Frisee Rascal
(edited 2 years ago)
Original post by FV75
Die Chard
Bridge Over Troubled Watercress
You Spinach Me Round (like a lettuce baby)
Frisee Rascal
Bridge Over Troubled Watercress
You Spinach Me Round (like a lettuce baby)
Frisee Rascal
a fine second serving of Salade à la Punnage Your Ladyship for me #1 was the most succulent
the people of Malawi are experiencing a magnitude 8.5 mirthquake
Amayi,
mwina mukuvutika kukwatira mwana wanu wamkulu.
Zingakhale zovuta, makamaka ngati zidagwa mumtengo wonyansa,
kapena ngati si nyanga yakuthwa kwambiri ya chipembere.
Musataye mtima! Big Chimwamsozi pa phwando ndi wopanga
machesi wodziwa zambiri ndi maumboni ambiri owala
kuchokera kwa makasitomala okhutitsidwa.
Ngakhale ntchito zake ndizotsika mtengo,
big C imakupatsaninso chitsimikizo chobweza
ndalama ngati banja lalephera pasanathe zaka zitatu.
Chichitikie Bwinikileni Kamwendo
Wachiwiri Wothandizira Woyang'anira chisangalalo chaukwati ndi kuti.
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Original post by FV75
Die Chard
Hee hee love this.
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