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Give me a disasTSRous pun (A Pun Thread)

:dancing::blah::colone::aetsch: Share your favourite and worst puns with everybody here on TSR! :aetsch::colone::blah::dancing:

:eek3: Let's have a puntastic time... :colondollar:

:bird: :blow: Prepared to be punned...

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@Celtic Conjurer this thread was made for you.
my fav one after a internet search lol

I cant do alot of math but i can do SUM of it
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Original post by Obolinda
my fav one after a internet search lol

I cant do alot of math but i can do SUM of it

That'll be a good addition to my list of puns
Watt is power
Original post by Qxi.xli
@Celtic Conjurer this thread was made for you.

Dead at how 3 people have already repped this. Guess I’ve built quite the reputation 😎
Sure, I've got a talking poleaxe. I dunno if I'd call it intelligent, though. I mean, it's no halberd Einstein.
Reply 7
I've been trying to think of a good chemistry-related one but all the good ones argon
@the bear all your daily pun threads will come in useful here :giggle:
Original post by mnot
Watt is power

:badger:
Puns are lame without context, they have no leg to stand on.
Reply 10
Original post by mnot
Watt is power

My head hertz from the frequency of these puns
Original post by agent37
My head hertz from the frequency of these puns

A sine of the times
Reply 12
Original post by mnot
A sine of the times

You're talking about a dark matter here...:biggrin:
Reply 13
Original post by Sinnoh
I've been trying to think of a good chemistry-related one but all the good ones argon

Why don't you try going through all the puns periodically? :creep:
Reply 14
Original post by anosmianAcrimony
Sure, I've got a talking poleaxe. I dunno if I'd call it intelligent, though. I mean, it's no halberd Einstein.

They both can't compare to your standard stick with a Hooke!
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I knew a nun who made puns all the time. She said it was a habit of hers
Reply 16
My ceiling isn't the best, but, it's up there

:excited:
A wise man once told his wife nothing, cause he was a wise man.
a toilet has been stolen from the police station. the detectives have nothing to go on.
Reply 19
New Day, New Pun!
:woohoo:

A man saw a burial plot advert and said "That's the last thing I need!" :colone:

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