Scroll to see replies
Firing in the rain
Marksmanship & spencer
Marksmanship & spencer
Original post by mnot
Firing in the rain
Marksmanship & spencer
Marksmanship & spencer
a fine left & right mnot 
In Conversation with John Bercow
(Small bore 3 positions)
(Small bore 3 positions)
I do Nott know a pun but will have a Shott with this:
Ned Nott was shot and Sam Shott was not.
So it is better to be Shott than Nott.
Some say Nott was not shot.
But Shott says he shot Nott.
Either the shot Shott shot at Nott was not shot,
Or Nott was shot.
If the shot Shott shot shot Nott, Nott was shot.
But if the shot Shott shot shot Shott,
Then Shott was shot, not Nott.
Ned Nott was shot and Sam Shott was not.
So it is better to be Shott than Nott.
Some say Nott was not shot.
But Shott says he shot Nott.
Either the shot Shott shot at Nott was not shot,
Or Nott was shot.
If the shot Shott shot shot Nott, Nott was shot.
But if the shot Shott shot shot Shott,
Then Shott was shot, not Nott.
The Shooting at the Olympics has been going with a BNAG !
@Bang Outta Order
@Bang Outta Order
Original post by meddad
I scream when shot by a Magnum 🤔
I make em scream with the Magnum.
Happy Skeet
Sniping Missed Daisy
Perfect Recoil
24 Hours Cooling Off Period in Tulsa
Sniping Missed Daisy
Perfect Recoil
24 Hours Cooling Off Period in Tulsa
Original post by Napp
Dancing in the muzzle flash
LOTR the two shotguns
LOTR return of the bolt action
Harry potter and the arsenal of secrets
Harry potter and the goblet of lead shot
LOTR the two shotguns
LOTR return of the bolt action
Harry potter and the arsenal of secrets
Harry potter and the goblet of lead shot
welcome back Napp !! you are bang on target 
the people of Samoa are delighted with your efforts
Aliʻi,
masalo ua e faʻaseseina lau lavalava?
Big Rongomaiwhenua le teine kopi na maua se
tasi i tua atu o le faleoʻo misiona i le taeao nei.
Na sosoʻo ma le puletasi a se tamaʻitaʻi.
Afai e te manaʻo e faʻapea mai lenei aitema na ona oso atu
i le taliaina ma faia se talanoaga faʻautauta ma Malamaisaua lapoʻa.
O loʻo vaʻaia e ia i totonu o lana kapoti faʻapitoa,
faʻatasi ai ma le tele o isi lavalava, mea fai faʻili ma mea fai kuka a Keith Floyd.
Masalo e te manaʻo e aveʻese ia pisia mai lau lavalava ae e te leʻi toe faʻamau?
Na ona ole atu ia M tele mo se nonogatupe o lana Cillit Bang ™ spray ma le malosi olo olo.
Kamekona Falaʻauimafui Faaeteete
Sui Pule Lagolago o misia mea ma lena
Spoiler
less baffling translation: ======>
Spoiler
Original post by Trinculo
These threads are a barrel of laughs
thanks for giving it a shot Trinc Original post by nulli tertius
In Conversation with John Bercow
(Small bore 3 positions)
(Small bore 3 positions)
he thought his peerage was automatic Original post by meddad
I do Nott know a pun but will have a Shott with this:
Ned Nott was shot and Sam Shott was not.
So it is better to be Shott than Nott.
Some say Nott was not shot.
But Shott says he shot Nott.
Either the shot Shott shot at Nott was not shot,
Or Nott was shot.
If the shot Shott shot shot Nott, Nott was shot.
But if the shot Shott shot shot Shott,
Then Shott was shot, not Nott.
The Shooting at the Olympics has been going with a BNAG !
@Bang Outta Order
I scream when shot by a Magnum 🤔
Ned Nott was shot and Sam Shott was not.
So it is better to be Shott than Nott.
Some say Nott was not shot.
But Shott says he shot Nott.
Either the shot Shott shot at Nott was not shot,
Or Nott was shot.
If the shot Shott shot shot Nott, Nott was shot.
But if the shot Shott shot shot Shott,
Then Shott was shot, not Nott.
The Shooting at the Olympics has been going with a BNAG !
@Bang Outta Order
I scream when shot by a Magnum 🤔
these are high calibre puns Sir Meddad !! 
the people of Samoa are experiencing a magnitude 5.3 mirthquake
Alii,
atonu na outou faʻalogo i tala o aitu i le
suiga o potu / potu taele.
Matou te fautua malosi atu ia e taofi mai le mapumapu iina,
aemaise pe a pogisa.
E le gata i lea, o le chewing gum e mafai ona
faʻaosoina ai le osofaʻiga aitu.
Afai o loʻo e feagai ma se agavaʻa supernatural
o le na o savali i tua filemu i le taliaina,
taofia uma taliga ufiufi ma oe taumatau mata tapunia.
Big Talalelei o se poto masani faʻapitoa o le a feagai
ma le faʻafetauia lelei ma le faʻafitauli.
Kamekona Falaʻauimafui Faaeteete
Sui Komesina Lagolago mo le lalolagi o agaga ma lena
Spoiler
Original post by Fullofsurprises
Happy Skeet
Sniping Missed Daisy
Perfect Recoil
24 Hours Cooling Off Period in Tulsa
Sniping Missed Daisy
Perfect Recoil
24 Hours Cooling Off Period in Tulsa
well executed Your Ladyship 
#1 and #3 were especially well targeted
the people of Samoa are clutching their sides
Tamaʻitaʻi,
masalo ua e faʻaseseina lau puletasi?
Big Rongomaiwhenua le teine kopi na maua
se tasi i tua atu o le faleoʻo misiona i le taeao nei.
Sa i tafatafa o le aliʻi o le lavalava.
Afai e te manaʻo e faʻapea mai lenei aitema na ona oso atu i le taliaina
ma faia se talanoaga faʻautauta ma Malamaisaua lapoʻa.
O loʻo vaʻaia e ia i totonu o lana kapoti faʻapitoa,
faʻatasi ai ma le tele o isi lavalava, mea fai faʻili ma mea fai kuka a Keith Floyd.
Masalo e te manaʻo e aveʻese le pisia mai lau puletasi ae e te leʻi toe faʻamau?
Na ona ole atu ia M tele mo se nonogatupe o lana Mr Muscle ™ spray
ma le brillo pad.
Kamekona Falaʻauimafui Faaeteete
Sui Pule Lagolago o misia mea ma lena
Spoiler
less baffling translation: =====>
Spoiler
Quick Reply
Related discussions
- KSA Open Access Workshops to All Students
- Why do guys always LOOK at me??
- When would you perceive someone as "ugly"
- Lesbians - is a Bi girl a turn off for you?
- Columbine EPQ
- Approaching a guy who is very popular
- serious question
- Approaching girls at the club
- Identity Management - Modelling Platform Scam or Genuine?
- Anyone experienced willing to critique my GCSE Q5 of English Language Paper 1?
- Edexcel GCSE Chemistry Paper 2 Higher Tier (1CH0 2H) - 13th June 2023 [Exam Chat]
- have i left it too late
- How to get an A in A Level Photography help
- Anyone willing to critique my Q5 English Language GCSE practice?
- Do you guys think I have a solid chance of getting into ucl cs without FM?
- 57 great titchfield street
- Modelling and Uni dilemma.
- Should most free kicks be defended without a wall?
- Is zera models a scam ??
- Modelling Agencies Guidance from EAS
Latest
Trending
Last reply 3 days ago
If you could instantly become fluent in any foreign language which one would it be?Last reply 3 months ago
About the NCUK IFY Program for university Studies in the UKTrending
Last reply 3 days ago
If you could instantly become fluent in any foreign language which one would it be?Last reply 3 months ago
About the NCUK IFY Program for university Studies in the UK
