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Make it More Weighty-ey !!

so today team UK won a silver medal in weightlifting :woo:

let us use punnage to explore heavy stuff :yep:

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Reply 2
I can't weight to see the replies to this thread
Original post by meddad
I can't weight to see the replies to this thread

There will be tonnes of puns
Reply 4
Original post by FV75
There will be tonnes of puns

That's a weight off my mind to know that
I'm going to put the kettle-bell on and drink tea whilst I a-mass some puns.
Reply 6
Original post by FV75
I'm going to put the kettle-bell on and drink tea whilst I a-mass some puns.

I will weight and see what you come up with
Reply 7
Original post by meddad
I can't weight to see the replies to this thread

:woo:there should be tons of them :yep:

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Reply 8
Original post by FV75
There will be tonnes of puns

I'm going to put the kettle-bell on and drink tea whilst I a-mass some puns.

:rave: nice pair Your Ladyship :girl:

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Clean on Me
The Powerlift of Love
The Jerker :colondollar:
The dumbbell of the ball
Bars in her eyes
Reply 11
Harry Potter wanted to find a way into weightlifting - he tried the Dumb Bell Door.
Reply 12
Original post by FV75
Clean on Me
The Powerlift of Love
The Jerker :colondollar:

:rave: the people of Ireland are clutching their sides, so they are Your Ladyship:girl:

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A mhná,
b’fhéidir go bhfuil deacracht agat céile a aimsiú don leanbh is sine agat?
Is féidir gur galar é, go háirithe thit siad amach ón gcrann gránna,
mura iad na claideamh is géire san armlann.
bíodh éadóchas ort! Táimid sásta seirbhísí fáiltithe Mhuireann a sholáthar.
Is Babhdóir í a bhfuil taithí aici agus teistiméireachtaí aici
ó go leor custaiméirí sásta a roinnt leat, mar sin atá aici.
theipeann ar an bpósadh laistigh de thrí bliana, fillfidh B mór gach punt ort.

Féthchú Ó Maoilmhiadhaigh

Leas-Bhainisteoir Cúnta blásta pósta agus sin


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Reply 13
Original post by FV75
The Jerker :colondollar:

Is Squat, Clean and Jerk a weightlifting discipline or some sort of bathroom habit ?
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Reply 14
Original post by mnot
The dumbbell of the ball
Bars in her eyes

:woo: well played mnot :yay:

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Reply 15
Original post by meddad
Harry Potter wanted to find a way into weightlifting - he tried the Dumb Bell Door.

Is Squat, Clean and Jerk a weightlifting discipline or some sort of bathroom habit ?


:woo: we leave the heavy lifting to you Sir Meddad ! :ahee:

the people of Ireland are experiencing a magnitude 2.3 mirthquake, so they are :yep:

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Custaiméirí luachmhara,
déan do mhóin a thriomú ar radaitheoirí an tseomra feistis.
Téann go crumbly go léir agus déanann praiseach ar na cuirtíní.
Deir Big Bairbre, an bhean ghlantacháin,
go bhfágfaidh fheiceann móin eile ansin.

Féthchú Ó Maoilmhiadhaigh

Leas-Bhainisteoir Cúnta breosla orgánaigh agus sin

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Reply 16
Taxi Rank 🤔
Snatch of the day
Deadliftpool
Saved by the barbell
Reply 18
Original post by meddad
Taxi Rank 🤔

is this rhyming slang ?

:dontknow:
Reply 19
Original post by the bear
is this rhyming slang ?

:dontknow:

It's where you weight for a lift. If you are in the process of doing that you may be weightlifting.

An alternative explanation is that my mind works in mysterious ways beyond the comprehension of normal human beings.

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