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Which animal do you think should be re-named and to what?

Which animal do you think should be re-named and to what?

Which animals were named incorrectly?
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Housefly = Ant Bird.
Flamingo - pink feathery giraffe boi
Reply 3
Got some suggestions for wasps and hornets, but it is slim odds they'd make it past the swear filter
Hippopotamus to Jim
Original post by Wired_1800
Hippopotamus to Jim

River horse. :wizard:
Human to huperson.
Original post by Sabertooth
River horse. :wizard:

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Reply 8
Ladies and gentlemen, may I present to you, the Leptodactylus Fallax also known as the mountain chicken or giant ditch frog
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Not only does it have 2 common names (for some reason) but one of them makes zero sense :angry: so therefore we should get rid of "giant ditch frog" and keep "mountain chicken"
turtles should be renamed to turds:colone:
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Seagull = beach rat

They are vermin
Mouse -> tiny squeaker
Meerkats to menaces.
Wasp to flying mini rattlesnake.
Penguin to business goose just like chinese
Also koalas to toxic leaf eaters
Urban pigeons > flying rats, grey squirrel > invasive squirrel
tiger- death machine
all cats should re-named to garfields
all dogs should be re-named to snoopies

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