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Little Shop of Gassy Horrors
Original post by tinygirl96
Little Shop of Gassy Horrors
thanks for this ... it's a gas 
All the gas puns Argon
Original post by Dentaldreams
All the gas puns Argon
there are plenty more floating around 
Gascold* in Alex
*Gascold was a brand of gas fridges sold in Gas Showrooms
*Gascold was a brand of gas fridges sold in Gas Showrooms
Dial Emgas* for Murder
* Emgas was the Gas Board for the East Midlands
* Emgas was the Gas Board for the East Midlands
Plan 9 from Burton on Trent*
*Burton on Trent was the first town in Britain to be converted from Town Gas to North Sea Gas.
*Burton on Trent was the first town in Britain to be converted from Town Gas to North Sea Gas.
The Gasman Cometh
Even Chaucer wrote about gas:
This Nicholas just then let fly a fart,as loud as it had been a thunder-clap, And well-nigh blinded Absalom, poor chap;But he was ready with his iron hot And Nicholas right in the arse he got. Off went the skin a hand's-breadth broad, about,The coulter burned his bottom so, throughout, That for the pain he thought that he should die.And like one mad he started in to cry,"Help! Water! Water! For God's dear heart!"
I believe this formed the basis for the film.... Live and Let Fly, the one where James Bond blew his cover.
This Nicholas just then let fly a fart,as loud as it had been a thunder-clap, And well-nigh blinded Absalom, poor chap;But he was ready with his iron hot And Nicholas right in the arse he got. Off went the skin a hand's-breadth broad, about,The coulter burned his bottom so, throughout, That for the pain he thought that he should die.And like one mad he started in to cry,"Help! Water! Water! For God's dear heart!"
I believe this formed the basis for the film.... Live and Let Fly, the one where James Bond blew his cover.
Original post by Joinedup
Gaseous Clay - Olympic boxing gold medallist
He certainly blew away the opposition
Argon with the Wind
Spoiler
(edited 2 years ago)
Original post by nulli tertius
Gascold* in Alex
*Gascold was a brand of gas fridges sold in Gas Showrooms
Dial Emgas* for Murder
* Emgas was the Gas Board for the East Midlands
Plan 9 from Burton on Trent*
*Burton on Trent was the first town in Britain to be converted from Town Gas to North Sea Gas.
The Gasman Cometh
*Gascold was a brand of gas fridges sold in Gas Showrooms
Dial Emgas* for Murder
* Emgas was the Gas Board for the East Midlands
Plan 9 from Burton on Trent*
*Burton on Trent was the first town in Britain to be converted from Town Gas to North Sea Gas.
The Gasman Cometh
the audience gasp in amazement Sir Nulli ! 
the people of Portugal are spilling their Ginja
Senhores,
por favor, não preguem peças tolas às recepcionistas
quando elas adormecem depois do almoço.
Tentar atirar pedras de cereja em sua boca é desrespeitoso e perigoso.
Uma pedra pode alojar-se na faringe com consequências fatais.
Apostar nessa atividade idiota viola a legislação estadual e local.
Tenham uma vida, seus otários de pedra.
Fernão Jerónimo Gusmão
Superintendente Assistente Adjunto de segurança da equipe e que
Spoiler
Original post by meddad
Even Chaucer wrote about gas:
This Nicholas just then let fly a fart,as loud as it had been a thunder-clap, And well-nigh blinded Absalom, poor chap;But he was ready with his iron hot And Nicholas right in the arse he got. Off went the skin a hand's-breadth broad, about,The coulter burned his bottom so, throughout, That for the pain he thought that he should die.And like one mad he started in to cry,"Help! Water! Water! For God's dear heart!"
I believe this formed the basis for the film.... Live and Let Fly, the one where James Bond blew his cover.
This Nicholas just then let fly a fart,as loud as it had been a thunder-clap, And well-nigh blinded Absalom, poor chap;But he was ready with his iron hot And Nicholas right in the arse he got. Off went the skin a hand's-breadth broad, about,The coulter burned his bottom so, throughout, That for the pain he thought that he should die.And like one mad he started in to cry,"Help! Water! Water! For God's dear heart!"
I believe this formed the basis for the film.... Live and Let Fly, the one where James Bond blew his cover.
Sire thou art verily steepèd in gaseous lore; we are blown away forsooth 
Original post by Joinedup
Gaseous Clay - Olympic boxing gold medallist
this is a heavyweight pun Sir J ! we are knocked out (edited 2 years ago)
Original post by sealonester
Argon with the Wind
Spoiler
a fine start to your TSR punnage career my friend 
Welcome to the gasometer of puns
Please sew this badge onto your TSR overalls:
(edited 2 years ago)
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