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Make it More Job-ey !!

most of us have experience of the workplace... let us draw upon it to produce some professional punnage :h:

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Is a particular employee making your business dry and irritated? Apply P45.
Reply 2
Original post by ROTL94
Is a particular employee making your business dry and irritated? Apply P45.

:woo: thanks for slipping that in Sir ROTL :congrats:

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My boss gives me cheques, so I returned the favour by giving him a reality check
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Original post by Dentaldreams
My boss gives me cheques, so I returned the favour by giving him a reality check

:rave: i am sure he was delighted :girl:

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Original post by the bear
:rave: i am sure he was delighted :girl:

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He was fuming, so I gave him some ice
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Original post by Dentaldreams
He was fuming, so I gave him some ice

your working relationship could end up on the rocks :teehee:
Original post by the bear
your working relationship could end up on the rocks :teehee:

Nice shot, you’re clearly the boss of puns 🙏
I’ll have to try and lift his spirits
Job: part time school attender
What happened today: last lesson was absolute hell. My art teacher absolutely hated me. Ai did some awesome work and some of my classmates loved it until the art teacher shouted at me and told me to keep my work simple. She even warned me that she will ban me from presenting. Like, bich, it's my work and if I find it great then leave it. Unfortunately, art class is the same all the time. Hell. Just because of Miss Cooper.
What will I do: I've had enough of being bossed around by Miss Cooper for 2 years. I will do my work the way I want to present it and go against her for a great grade. Hopefully, I will succeed
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Original post by Dentaldreams
Nice shot, you’re clearly the boss of puns 🙏
I’ll have to try and lift his spirits

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Original post by Lacrimosa1
Job: part time school attender
What happened today: last lesson was absolute hell. My art teacher absolutely hated me. Ai did some awesome work and some of my classmates loved it until the art teacher shouted at me and told me to keep my work simple. She even warned me that she will ban me from presenting. Like, bich, it's my work and if I find it great then leave it. Unfortunately, art class is the same all the time. Hell. Just because of Miss Cooper.
What will I do: I've had enough of being bossed around by Miss Cooper for 2 years. I will do my work the way I want to present it and go against her for a great grade. Hopefully, I will succeed

:woo: thanks for sharing ! all great artists struggled against ignorance at the start of their careers :h:
Original post by the bear
:woo: thanks for sharing ! all great artists struggled against ignorance at the start of their careers :h:

Even Hitler
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Original post by Lacrimosa1
Even Hitler


tbh he was a pretty rubbish watercolourist. Churchill was far better.
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job centre is closing

:wavey:

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Original post by the bear
tbh he was a pretty rubbish watercolourist. Churchill was far better.

Anyone can become an artist. I mean, art is just the scene of your imagination.
Original post by the bear
tbh he was a pretty rubbish watercolourist. Churchill was far better.

Anyone can become an artist. I mean, art is just the scene of your imagination.

Original post by the bear
job centre is closing

:wavey:

cu2moro

Good night. Just don't forget to feed the bear some honey otherwise it will attack you in your sleep! :hello:
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