Laird of the Rings.
Dobber the house elf
Dobber the house elf
Bring me the Haggis of Alfredo Garcia
Jakes on a Plane.
Original post by Cote1
Burn of the Screw
To Kilt A Mockingbird
Lass Of The Mohicans
Fried Green Marsbars at the Thistle Stop Cafe
To Kilt A Mockingbird
Lass Of The Mohicans
Fried Green Marsbars at the Thistle Stop Cafe
och these are pure gallus Your Ladyship 
the people of St Andrews Aotearoa are lovin' it
E hine, kua pohehe pea koe i to Korowai?
I kitea e Tahi-Popa te kotiro konihi i te atatu i muri i te whare mīhana.
I te taha o te Whakatipu a te tangata rangatira.
Mena kei te pirangi koe ki te tiki mai i tenei taonga me toro atu ki te powhiri
me te whai kupu whai whakaaro me Waikomanawa nui.
Kei te tiaki ia i roto i tana kāpata motuhake,
me te maha atu o nga kakahu, nga taonga puoro me te kaoti taraihi.
He pai ake pea koe ki te tango i nga piro o to Korowai i mua i te mau ano ki te iwi whanui?
Tonoa noa ki a W nui mo tana rehu Cillit Bang™ me te parai horoi kaha.
Kamekona Uru Tonga Wikiriwhi
Kaiwhakahaere Tuarua o nga mea ngaro me tera
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Original post by ghostwalker
Laird of the Rings.
Dobber the house elf
Dobber the house elf
these are canny wee puns ye ken Sir Ghostie ! 
Original post by Fullofsurprises
Bring me the Haggis of Alfredo Garcia
You'll have had your tea Your Ladyship ? this is pure barry Ma'am
Original post by ROTL94
Jakes on a Plane.
ye widnae want tae be sittin' next tae thim 
Original post by the bear ye widnae want tae be sittin' next tae thim
ye widnae want tae be sittin' next tae thim We gotae get these mother****ing Jakes off this mother****ing plane. They're ruining my holiday already
Chief Inspector Morse - Who Kilted Harry Field?
The irritable Oxford DCI gets a Scottish case to be annoyed about
Close Encounters of the Forth Kind
Aliens tend to hang around the Firth looking for trouble
The It's Always Snowing Man
A charming Raymond Briggs film about a boy in Inverness who longs for sunshine
Skye, Skye, Skye, Delilah
Tom remembers when he first met Delilah on a difficult ridge in the Cuillins
The irritable Oxford DCI gets a Scottish case to be annoyed about
Close Encounters of the Forth Kind
Aliens tend to hang around the Firth looking for trouble
The It's Always Snowing Man
A charming Raymond Briggs film about a boy in Inverness who longs for sunshine
Skye, Skye, Skye, Delilah
Tom remembers when he first met Delilah on a difficult ridge in the Cuillins
Original post by Fullofsurprises
Chief Inspector Morse - Who Kilted Harry Field?
The irritable Oxford DCI gets a Scottish case to be annoyed about
Close Encounters of the Forth Kind
Aliens tend to hang around the Firth looking for trouble
The It's Always Snowing Man
A charming Raymond Briggs film about a boy in Inverness who longs for sunshine
Skye, Skye, Skye, Delilah
Tom remembers when he first met Delilah on a difficult ridge in the Cuillins
The irritable Oxford DCI gets a Scottish case to be annoyed about
Close Encounters of the Forth Kind
Aliens tend to hang around the Firth looking for trouble
The It's Always Snowing Man
A charming Raymond Briggs film about a boy in Inverness who longs for sunshine
Skye, Skye, Skye, Delilah
Tom remembers when he first met Delilah on a difficult ridge in the Cuillins
yon puns mek me pure yaldy Your Ladyship the people of St Andrews Aotearoa are experiencing a magnitude 6.0 mirthquake
E hine,
i tenei po ka whakahaerea ta tatou twerkathon aroha-a-tau ki
te whare parkour o Kapene James Cook.
I tenei tau ka tae atu nga hua ki nga kaitakaro hopper mokowhiti e matea ana.
Kua hurihia to ratau oranga e te mate urutaru.
Ma to awhina ka taea e ratou te hoki whakamuri.
Mena kei te pirangi koe ki te kanikani me pa mai ki
te powhiri me te korerorero ki a Harakoke nui.
Ko te utu whakauru he $11.21 kei roto he pereti Kūtai me
te hawhe pounamu o Sauvignon Blanc.
Mena kaore koe i a koe ake tarau yoga ka taea e koe
te nama he takirua mai i te H nui.
Ka mahia e ia ki te kainga mo te kiri korora me te lycra™.
He anga abalone pono nga patene.
Kamekona Uru Tonga Wikiriwhi
Kaiwhakahaere Tuarua mo te kanikani wahine me tera
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Fifteen Angry Men
The Young Moderator
The Bridges of Midlothian County
The Young Moderator
The Bridges of Midlothian County
A Tam Hardy collection:-
The Provost of Casterbridge
The Pipe Major
Jessie of the D’Urbervilles
The Provost of Casterbridge
The Pipe Major
Jessie of the D’Urbervilles
Original post by nulli tertius
Fifteen Angry Men
The Young Moderator
The Bridges of Midlothian County
A Tam Hardy collection:-
The Provost of Casterbridge
The Pipe Major
Jessie of the D’Urbervilles
The Young Moderator
The Bridges of Midlothian County
A Tam Hardy collection:-
The Provost of Casterbridge
The Pipe Major
Jessie of the D’Urbervilles
You'll have had your tea Sir Nulli ? 
A braw wee collection o' Highland Punnage
the people of St Andrews Aotearoa are spilling their Kawhe kore kohuka
E koro,
kua pohehe pea koe i to Whakatipu ?
I kitea e Tahi-Popa te kotiro konihi i te atatu i muri i te whare mīhana.
I te taha o te Korowai wahine .
Mena kei te pirangi koe ki te tiki mai i tenei mea me toro atu ki te powhiri
and have a discreet word with big Waikomanawa.
Kei te tiaki ia i roto i tana kāpata motuhake,
me te maha atu o nga kakahu, nga taonga puoro me te kaoti panga.
He pai ake pea koe ki te tango i nga piro o to Whakatipu
i mua i te mau ano ki te iwi whanui?
Tonoa noa ki a W nui mo tana rehu Pledge™ 2-in-1 me te papa kirikiri nui.
Kamekona Uru Tonga Wikiriwhi
Kaiwhakahaere Tuarua o nga mea ngaro me tera
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