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Make it More Pie-ey !!

the bear

1st December is National Pie Day in the US& A.

let us celebrate this worthy occasion with some nicely glazed puns :h:

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Reply 1

username5807558

I’m currently occupied

Reply 2

the bear

Original post by Dentaldreams

I’m currently occupied

you are quiche off the mark Dent :girl:

Reply 3

the bear

i am off now

:wavey:

good pie

Reply 4

The_Lonely_Goatherd

Steak [pie] a chance on me
The Winner Steak [Pies] It All

Songs by ABBA :innocent:

Reply 5

username5807558

Can’t take my pies off of you🙃

Reply 6

nulli tertius

The Deer Huntsman

One man went to Melton Mowbray, went to mow a meadow

The boy I love is up in the Gala pie

Herge's Adventures of Tarte Tatin

Cumberland pie, Cumberland pie, fifteen miles on the Cumberland pie

The Bedfordshire Clangers
(best served with the dragon soup)

The Real Housewives of Cheshire
(AKA the Manchester Tarts)

Reply 7

Joinedup

The Myth of Crust - Billy Bragg

Drop the Pielet - Joan Armatrading

(edited 2 years ago)

Reply 8

Laurence010401

My favourite pie is steak. A generally general steak

Reply 9

Cote1

The Pie Who Loved Me

Fahrenheit 451 (for 12 minutes)

Puff pastry the magic dragon

Sherlock Holmes and the Pie Case of the Silk Stocking

Tart of Darkness

The Darling Puds of May

All I Want For Christmas Is Stew :dontknow:

(edited 2 years ago)

Reply 10

the bear

Original post by The_Lonely_Goatherd

Steak [pie] a chance on me
The Winner Steak [Pies] It All

Songs by ABBA :innocent:

well played Your Ladyship :girl:

isn't ABBA a Norwegian folk group ? :dontknow:

Reply 11

the bear

Original post by Dentaldreams

Can’t take my pies off of you🙃

i wish you would, they are starting to leak :redface:

Reply 12

username4522078

I worked in a pie factory for 7 years and I can't come up with a single pie based joke, I guess me expecting myself to be able to do so was a pie in the sky idea.

Reply 13

the bear

Original post by nulli tertius

a fine cosmopolitan selection of pie punnage Sir Nulli ! :yay:

the Hergé one was the most succulent imho :drool:

the people of Piedmont are lovin' it :h:

Signori,
avete forse smarrito la vostra cioppa?
La grande Elisabetta la genziana ne ha trovata
una dietro l'ufficio del notaio stamattina presto.
Era vicino al calzino di una signora.
Se desideri recuperare questo articolo,
fai un salto alla reception e fai una chiacchierata discreta con la grande Fiammetta.
Lo custodisce nel suo apposito armadio,
insieme a tanti altri indumenti, strumenti musicali e busti de Il Duce.
Forse preferiresti togliere le macchie dalla tua cioppa
prima di indossarla di nuovo in pubblico?
Chiedi alla grande F di prestarti il suo spray Cillit Bang™ e il robusto ****zolone.

Giacometto Felipe Celistino di Monte Bello

Vice assistente supervisore delle cose scomparse e cose del genere

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(edited 2 years ago)

Reply 14

the bear

Original post by Joinedup

The Myth of Crust - Billy Bragg

Drop the Pielet - Joan Armatrading

back of the net Sir J !! :yay:

Reply 15

the bear

Original post by Laurence010401

My favourite pie is steak. A generally general steak

kia ora L-dogg ! Kei te pēhea koe ? :beard:

meaty punnage cuz :h:

Reply 16

the bear

Original post by Cote1

The Pie Who Loved Me :007:

Fahrenheit 451 (for 12 minutes)

Puff pastry the magic dragon

Sherlock Holmes and the Pie Case of the Silk Stocking

Tart of Darkness

The Darling Puds of May

All I Want For Christmas Is Stew :dontknow:

a delicious selection of pie puns Your Ladyship :drool:

i especially liked tucking in to The Darling Puds of May :teehee:

the people of Piedmont are experiencing a magnitude 7.2 mirthquake :afraid:

Signore,
forse avete smarrito il vostro calzino?
La grande Elisabetta la genziana ne ha trovata
una dietro l'ufficio del notaio stamattina presto.
Era accanto alla cioppa di un gentiluomo.
Se desideri recuperare questo articolo,
fai un salto alla reception e fai una chiacchierata discreta con la grande Fiammetta.
Lo custodisce nel suo apposito armadio,
insieme a tanti altri indumenti, strumenti musicali e busti de Il Duce.
Forse preferiresti rimuovere le macchie dal tuo calzino prima di indossarlo di nuovo in pubblico?
Chiedi alla grande F di prestarti il suo spray Mr Muscle™ e il pad brillo formato famiglia.

Giacometto Felipe Celistino di Monte Bello

Vice assistente supervisore delle cose scomparse e cose del genere

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Reply 17

Joinedup

Pie Sharona? - The Knack

New Wave Australian rockers ask a girl out for a pastry heavy pub meal

Reply 18

Fullofsurprises

Original post by The_Lonely_Goatherd

Steak [pie] a chance on me
The Winner Steak [Pies] It All

Songs by ABBA :innocent:

Filling me, filling you

Chicken Tikka Pie you and I know

Reply 19

the bear

Original post by ROTL94

I worked in a pie factory for 7 years and I can't come up with a single pie based joke, I guess me expecting myself to be able to do so was a pie in the sky idea.