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Need some advice desperately. There are four of us living together. Two of them decided to date each other and now they're freely doing whatever they like in the house - like hugging, embracing, kissing, you name it they're doing it in the communal areas.
This stretches so far as to me walking in on them having sex on the sofa. And about 20 minutes ago before writing this they were having audibly loud shower sex.
They basically have no boundaries and I feel like an intruder in my uni house, they act as if they're a couple living in their own home with no other people living here.
What can I do?
This stretches so far as to me walking in on them having sex on the sofa. And about 20 minutes ago before writing this they were having audibly loud shower sex.
They basically have no boundaries and I feel like an intruder in my uni house, they act as if they're a couple living in their own home with no other people living here.
What can I do?
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Need some advice desperately. There are four of us living together. Two of them decided to date each other and now they're freely doing whatever they like in the house - like hugging, embracing, kissing, you name it they're doing it in the communal areas.
This stretches so far as to me walking in on them having sex on the sofa. And about 20 minutes ago before writing this they were having audibly loud shower sex.
They basically have no boundaries and I feel like an intruder in my uni house, they act as if they're a couple living in their own home with no other people living here.
What can I do?
Need some advice desperately. There are four of us living together. Two of them decided to date each other and now they're freely doing whatever they like in the house - like hugging, embracing, kissing, you name it they're doing it in the communal areas.
This stretches so far as to me walking in on them having sex on the sofa. And about 20 minutes ago before writing this they were having audibly loud shower sex.
They basically have no boundaries and I feel like an intruder in my uni house, they act as if they're a couple living in their own home with no other people living here.
What can I do?
You wrote this beautifully, by the way.
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If I were you, I'd follow the advice of RC. Pop the kettle on, grab yourself a bag of potato chips, and pull up the cosiest blanket you have in your dresser. Make sure to leer at them and egg them on- and if necessary, perhaps hire an escort or pull down your drawers yourself and enjoy the show to your "fullest capacity."
If they keep going, I can't see any outcome where this isn't a win-win. They stop? Also a win-win, one could argue. Literally no way this could fail, mate.
If they keep going, I can't see any outcome where this isn't a win-win. They stop? Also a win-win, one could argue. Literally no way this could fail, mate.
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Eugh, I'd turn a hose on them, if I were you. As for the sofa sex thing, I'd actually sit down, turn the television on, get some snacks and act as if they were two dogs humping in the corner - nonchalantly unbothered. It might just embarrass them enough to stop.
You wrote this beautifully, by the way.
Eugh, I'd turn a hose on them, if I were you. As for the sofa sex thing, I'd actually sit down, turn the television on, get some snacks and act as if they were two dogs humping in the corner - nonchalantly unbothered. It might just embarrass them enough to stop.
You wrote this beautifully, by the way.
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I hope the advice isn't from experience
I hope the advice isn't from experience
You need to be creative with thoughtless sexers, I think.
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Make sure to leer at them and egg them on- and if necessary, perhaps hire an escort or pull down your drawers yourself and enjoy the show to your "fullest capacity."
Make sure to leer at them and egg them on- and if necessary, perhaps hire an escort or pull down your drawers yourself and enjoy the show to your "fullest capacity."
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Sort of. I used to walk into rooms where people were having unnecessarily vigorous sex holding a landline phone in my hand saying 'it's your mother, Sarah' just for the lols. That sort of thing stops them, usually.
You need to be creative with thoughtless sexers, I think.
Sort of. I used to walk into rooms where people were having unnecessarily vigorous sex holding a landline phone in my hand saying 'it's your mother, Sarah' just for the lols. That sort of thing stops them, usually.
You need to be creative with thoughtless sexers, I think.

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Eugh, I'd turn a hose on them, if I were you. As for the sofa sex thing, I'd actually sit down, turn the television on, get some snacks and act as if they were two dogs humping in the corner - nonchalantly unbothered. It might just embarrass them enough to stop.
You wrote this beautifully, by the way.
Eugh, I'd turn a hose on them, if I were you. As for the sofa sex thing, I'd actually sit down, turn the television on, get some snacks and act as if they were two dogs humping in the corner - nonchalantly unbothered. It might just embarrass them enough to stop.
You wrote this beautifully, by the way.
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Jeez this was taken over by trolls quickly, I'm actually being serious, what should I do?
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What does turning a hose mean? My vocabulary is getting expanded today!
What does turning a hose mean? My vocabulary is getting expanded today!
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Jeez this was taken over by trolls quickly, I'm actually being serious, what should I do?
Jeez this was taken over by trolls quickly, I'm actually being serious, what should I do?
I shan't bother complimenting you in future.
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Unnecessarily rude - we're actually trying to help you.
I shan't bother complimenting you in future.
Unnecessarily rude - we're actually trying to help you.
I shan't bother complimenting you in future.
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Jeez this was taken over by trolls quickly, I'm actually being serious, what should I do?
Jeez this was taken over by trolls quickly, I'm actually being serious, what should I do?
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If you 'turn a hose' on something/someone you basically turn the tap on and point the hose at them. Done to stop dogs fighting, watering plants, washing cars and, yes, stopping dirty sexers getting their jollies.
If you 'turn a hose' on something/someone you basically turn the tap on and point the hose at them. Done to stop dogs fighting, watering plants, washing cars and, yes, stopping dirty sexers getting their jollies.

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Need some advice desperately. There are four of us living together. Two of them decided to date each other and now they're freely doing whatever they like in the house - like hugging, embracing, kissing, you name it they're doing it in the communal areas.
This stretches so far as to me walking in on them having sex on the sofa. And about 20 minutes ago before writing this they were having audibly loud shower sex.
They basically have no boundaries and I feel like an intruder in my uni house, they act as if they're a couple living in their own home with no other people living here.
What can I do?
Need some advice desperately. There are four of us living together. Two of them decided to date each other and now they're freely doing whatever they like in the house - like hugging, embracing, kissing, you name it they're doing it in the communal areas.
This stretches so far as to me walking in on them having sex on the sofa. And about 20 minutes ago before writing this they were having audibly loud shower sex.
They basically have no boundaries and I feel like an intruder in my uni house, they act as if they're a couple living in their own home with no other people living here.
What can I do?
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Sounds like fun
. Bonus points if it's with a pressure washer, right?
Sounds like fun

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honestly whenever i hear my housemates having sex too loudly i laugh, not to off-put them, but because out of context sex noises are so funny to me (and my laugh is very maniacal, think Joker). turns them off majority of the time too, being laughed at while having sex isn’t very motivational. i get a dopamine rush, and they shutup, WIN WIN !
honestly whenever i hear my housemates having sex too loudly i laugh, not to off-put them, but because out of context sex noises are so funny to me (and my laugh is very maniacal, think Joker). turns them off majority of the time too, being laughed at while having sex isn’t very motivational. i get a dopamine rush, and they shutup, WIN WIN !
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Only if you're a Christian who needs to wash their sins away
Only if you're a Christian who needs to wash their sins away
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Haha what if I don't want to watch them dogging, I want to live in a house where I don't feel like I'm intruding on a married couple...
Haha what if I don't want to watch them dogging, I want to live in a house where I don't feel like I'm intruding on a married couple...
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