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Make it More Vegetable-ey !!

so in the US& A the 17th of February is National Cabbage Day :jive:

let us celebrate this event with some suitable puns :h:

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Reply 1
cu2moro

:wavey:

peas be with you
"If there's a brussell in your hedgerow don't be alarmed now" - Led Zep
Reply 3
Original post by the bear
cu2moro

:wavey:

peas be with you

Better not do War and Peas now..
:toofunny:

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Reply 4
Legume With A View
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olive of my life
hey hey we're the mung beans

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sweet corn-aline
or swede carrot lime

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Lettuce try and get some 24-carrot gold to buy off Tomato Cruise and Celery Gomez.
Reply 7
Beet The Chasers

Pumpkin up the Volume

So Salad Crew

The Scarlett Lettuce
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Where Have You Bean?
Swede Child O’ Mine
Little Red Courgette
What's so Punny 'bout Peas Love and Understanding - Elvis Costello
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Carrot believe you tagged me @the bear

Thank you :smile:

You're a real to-mate-to me :biggrin:
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Reply 11
Original post by Joinedup
"If there's a brussell in your hedgerow don't be alarmed now" - Led Zep :thrasher:

What's so Punny 'bout Peas Love and Understanding - Elvis Costello


:woo: good work Sir J ! :yay:

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Reply 12
Original post by Cote1
Better not do War and Peas now..
:toofunny:

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Legume With A View

Beet The Chasers

Pumpkin up the Volume

So Salad Crew

The Scarlett Lettuce


:rave: you romaine one of the top punsters Your Ladyship :girl:

i particularly enjoyed Beet the Chasers.... the Chase is required viewing in Bear Towers :yep:

the people of Mashonaland are lovin' it :ahee:

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Madzimai,
pamwe makarasisa Takalma yenyu?
Big Zvikomborero the millet girl wawana peya mambakwedza
nhasi kuseri kwemba yekuyanika fodya.
Vaive pedyo naShashiko wechirume.
Kana muchida kutoresa zvinhu izvi chingopindai mureception
mokurukura zvine hungwaru naTinopiwanashe mukuru.
Ari kuvatarisira mukabhati yake chaiyo,
pamwe chete nedzimwe mbatya dzakawanda,
zviridzwa uye ngwena inoimba.
Zvimwe ungada kubvisa tsvina kubva
kuTakalma yako usati waadzosera pa?
Ingokumbira mukuru T kuti amukweretese kubva kuna Mr Muscle™
spray uye saizi yemhuri yebrillo pad.

Chikomborero Ibwe Mumbengegwi

Mutevedzeri Mutevedzeri Maneja wezvinhu zvisipo uye izvo

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Reply 13
Original post by bl0bf1sh
olive of my life
hey hey we're the mung beans

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sweet corn-aline
or swede carrot lime

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:rave: good work Your Ladyship :girl:

unfortunately olives are fruit

nevertheless the people of Mashonaland are thrilled with your work :h:

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Madzimai,
ndapota musaomesa mabiltong enyu pama radiator
ekamuri yekuchinjisa.
chikafu chinonaka ichi hachidzivisiki kune nhunzi uye izvo.
Nenguva isipi shiri dzacho dzinobhururuka
dzichienda mudzimba kuti dzidye tumbuyu.
Nenguva isipi inenge yazara pandemonium
sezvo shiri dzacho dzinorwisana uye dzinorwisa maketeni
netsoka dzadzo dzakati twi.
Vhiki yakapera ndakasharwa mukadzi wekuchenesa
akandiudza kuti jecha rine jecha rakaisa jecha mukapu
yake yekofi patafura yeTerrace.
Wadii kusiya biltong yako pakugamuchira kana wasvika?
Big Anoona ine kabati yakakosha yekuomesa marudzi
ese enyama yemombe.

Hamadziripi Tsungirirai Gumbo

Deputy Assistant Manager wekuomesa nyama yemombe uye izvo

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Reply 14
Original post by KA_P
Lettuce try and get some 24-carrot gold to buy off Tomato Cruise and Celery Gomez.


:rave: well played KA_P :girl:

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Original post by the bear
:rave: well played KA_P :girl:

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Reply 16
Original post by HedgePig
Where Have You Bean?
Swede Child O’ Mine
Little Red Courgette

:woo: good work Hedgey :yay:

I've been everywhere, man
Looking for someone
Someone who can pease me


#3 is especially witty :five:

the people of Mashonaland are spilling their Whawha :yep:

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Makasitoma akakosha,
ndapota musanyorere madzimai ekugamuchira doro
nedoro rakasimba pavanenge vari pabasa.
Idzi nyanzvi dzakadzidziswa zvikuru dzine akati wandei
ehunyanzvi mabasa ekuita. Kushandiswa kwe ethanol kunoita kuti vatadze kuzviita.
Svondo radarika chete Tozonziani mukuru akakoka
vatambi venetball vari vegan kunoravira biltong mushure mekunwa pint yetumbwa.
Takatozomisa kuva nhengo kwaVaMukonoweshuro senzira yekuzvidzivirira.
Unogamuchirwa kupa vakadzi kofi kubva pamushini uri mufoyer panzvimbo.

Dzingai Kakomba Dongo

Mutevedzeri Mutevedzeri Maneja wevashandi kuzvidzora uye izvo


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Reply 17
Original post by TriplexA
Carrot believe you tagged me @the bear

Thank you :smile:

You're a real to-mate-to me :biggrin:

:woo: you are welcome dude :yay:

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Avengers Edamame
Am I Cabbage? - Metallica

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