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Make it More Fast Food-ey !!

So in the US& A the 15th of April is McDonald's Day :jive:

Let us serve up some appetizing puns at the TSR drive-thru :h:

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Time to ketch-up with another one of bear's pun threads.
(edited 2 years ago)
all the lonely starbucks lovers (blank space – taylor swift)
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Time to ketchup with another one of bear's pun threads.

:woo: saucy ! :ahee:

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all the lonely starbucks lovers (blank space – taylor swift)


:rave: it is kind of you to latte us share your pun :girl:

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Goodbye, Mr. Chips

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Goodbye, Mr. Chips

Ketchup-22

:rave: that hits the spot Your Ladyship :girl:

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I have another....

Taco Chance On Me
chicken-tikka
barbecue (a smoky version of abba's waterloo)
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I have another....

Taco Chance On Me

:rave: excellent work Your Ladyship :girl:

the people of Macca are lovin' it :flute:

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Madzimai,
maybe you have mislaid your amburera ?
Big Kugarakunzwana the breadfruit girl akawana imwe
mangwanani ano kuseri kwekumhara.
Paive padivi pemagirazi evarume vaviri.
Kana iwe uchida kutora chinhu ichi
ingopinda pareception wobva waita
a discreet chat with big Ndafadzwa.
Arikuichengeta mukabati yake yakakosha,
pamwe nezvimwe zvakawanda zvekushandisa,
zviridzwa uye ngwena inoimba.
Zvichida ungada kubvisa mavara
kubva kuamburera yako usati waishandisa paruzhinji zvakare?
Ingokumbira mukuru L kuti amukweretese Pledge™ 2-in-1 spray
uye saizi yemhuri brillo pad.

Tamutswa Munaki Makombo

Mutevedzeri Mutevedzeri Maneja wezvinhu zvisipo uye izvo


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Original post by bl0bf1sh
chicken-tikka
barbecue (a smoky version of abba's waterloo)

:rave: ABBA are delivering the goods this evening :girl:

@The_Lonely_Goatherd

the people of Macca are experiencing a magnitude 7.5 mirthquake :afraid:

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Madzimai,
ndapota usadziye Benachin yako pane
yekuchinja kamuri radiators.
ichi chinonaka chehove chekudya hachidziviriki
kune nhunzi uye izvo.
Nenguva isipi shiri dzacho dzinobhururuka
dzichienda mudzimba kuti dzidye tumbuyu.
Nenguva isipi rave rose pandemonium seshiri
kukandirana makobvu nematete uye kurwisa
maketeni netsoka dzawo dzakanongedza.
Chete last week Mandida the cleaning lady akandiudza
kuti Giant Kingfisher yakanwa muto wayo
wehibiscus paakatsimwaira pabelvedere.
Wadii kusiya Benachin yako pakugamuchira kana wasvika?
Big Vongai ine kabati yakakosha yekudziisa marudzi ese ehove.

Jekuche Izibongo Mnangagwa

Mutevedzeri Mutevedzeri Maneja wekudziya kwehove dish uye izvo


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Just in case anyone needs a little help thinking of punnage

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Just in case anyone needs a little help thinking of punnage

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:woo: kia ora L-dogg ! Kei te pēhea koe i tenei ra e hoa ? :beard:

thank you for sharing :h:

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Fries - Public Image Limited

:woo: from their album Pease :ahee:

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Big Little Fries
Ketchup in the Rye

Wooden Knives Out

Girls Just Wanna Have Bun
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Big Little Fries

Ketchup in the Rye

Wooden Knives Out

Girls Just Wanna Have Bun


:rave: hehehe you just wanna have pun Your Ladyship :girl:

the people of Macca are spilling their Julbrew :h:

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Madzimai,
zvimwe une dambudziko
kuwana wokuroorana naye akakodzera mwana wako mukuru?
Inogona kunge iri hope dzakakwana,
kunyanya kana vakapinda papirogue yakashata,
kana vasiri ivo vanopinza padura rezvombo.
Usaora mwoyo!
Isu tinofara kukupa masevhisi eMbeva hombe kubva pakutambira.
Muvhimi wemudzimai ane ruzivo uye anogona kugovera
zvirevo zvakawanda zvinopenya kubva kuna Amai vakarerukirwa newe.
Big M haibhadharisi zvakanyanya, uye inovimbisa
kudzosera dalasi rega kana muchato watadza mukati memakore matatu.

Takakunda Twiza Chikatika

Mutevedzeri weMutevedzeri Maneja wekufara kwewanano uye izvo

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My puns are so greasy I can't find suitable ones
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My puns are so greasy I can't find suitable ones

:rave: hehehe :girl:

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